With the Greatest of Eeeeees

Do you see how worried I am? Yes, I am a worried boy. And why?

Well, I have to say I'm worried about my friend Joe. You see him here.

You see, Joe is a Yankeeeees fan. And he is about to be CRUSHED with the Phileeeeees blast them into Smithereens in the WORLD SERIES. Poor Joe. Don't worry, it will be ok.

And here I am deep in thought. What kind of snacks will I make Joe send me when the Yankeeeees lose? Bagels and lox? Kosher hot dogs? Knishes? Cheesecake? Pierogies? Thin crust pizza? Or since he is in Arizona--CARNE ASADA!


P.S. Dear Phillies. I really want Carne Asada so please don't make me eat crow.

A Battle of Good! vs. EEEEEVIL!

Today is an important battle in the war of good vs. evil, namely Nebraska vs. Colorado in football. And if you don't know which is good and which is evil YOU might be evil. For absolution sing "There is no place like Nebraska" five times. Appropriately, CU is wearing all black and the Cornhuskers are wearing all white. I found this picture on the internets, though I think my sissy and I could do a better job of taking down some buffaloes!




Imagine THIS mug in your face, stinky buffs!

But first, I have a small message for the Buff-loes!


And meet Ralphie, the CU mascot:



So my ma ape got me a little diversion for during the game--a BUFFALO BONE! Yup, a little bit of Ralphie.

So I put on the red and black bananadana from my GooberStan, put my bone on my lovely new blankie and I'm ready to root for the Huskers! Go Huskers!


Yup, tastes like victory!

In tomorrow's episode of Good vs. Evil, Kansas vs. Missouri! Do they sell Tiger bones?