Uh-Oh.

I'm quite worried. See, Mr. Joe Stains is away from the Internets for a week while his peeps are honeymooning. And he left me in charge of taking care of his main squeeze, Ms. Sophina La Brador. But I'm afraid I'm not a very good caretaker. You see, today I let my baby brudder go to the Dog Park. And the things I found on the camera after his visit were shocking. I have to look away.


My brudder has a new suitor.

Who he often encouraged.

The little booger is ambitious.

And persistent.

And now I fear my brudder might be in a family way.

It also appears my brudder has been consorting with horses. Shouting at them doesn't seem like a good strategy, Oscar Bean.

I'm not ready to be a grandpa. Especially to a shepherd/pug/horse hybrid.

Happy Burpday SUUUUUUUUUUKI!

It's one of my buddy-pals burpdays! Wee Suki is ONE today! Can you even believe? Soon she will be too old for us to post pictures of her naked in the bathtub.


Who am I kidding? That'll never happen! And we will always be partners in tongue-itude:


Since you are ONE today I thought I would give you some SAGE advice from an older guy on becoming a Big Dog.

1.) The older you are, the more you should get to eat. Be sure they don't try the "not growing anymore" excuse.
2.) The older you are, the smarter you are and so you get to be bossier and bossier as you age.
3.) Unfortunately, the older the apes get the more forgetful they get so you have to remind them frequently and loudly when it is time for dinnerables and walkables and snackables and belly rubables.
4.) For good health, roach regularly and heartily.
5.) No matter how old you get, you are never too old to snuggle with your ma (love ya ma ape!).
6.) CELEBRATE!