A Little Less Upchuck
Do you guys remember Upchuck? I mean, Tuchuck? My sissy's frolicking friend?
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Well...he just got NEUTERED! And this is me chuckling!
HAHAHAHAHA! The Upchuck tried to prevent it by pretending to have a stomach virus and goopy eyes but he is a man NO MORE! But it's all right dude, welcome to the club! And now that you are freed from those useless sacks and you no longer have the desire to spread your seed you can concentrate on spreading the (non-procreative) love! Look at my friend Pippa--nothin' holds him back from the ladies. And I have admirers of all sizes and shapes from a Sexy Sam to La Brador to Ran-day to GooberStan (have I revealed too much?) And also, maybe now I will be less prone to try to bite you. We'll see, we'll see...Labels: friends, poor Wally, tuchuck, Wally
posted by wally @ 4:02 PM
25 Comments:
Wally
That's not nice to laugh at upchuck,heheh
well you'we wight, you cewtainly have not been slowed down in the love depawtment..I love you too!
smoochie kisses
Asta
pee ess.hope youw fwiend feels bettew!
Oh Wally, I hope you don't mind too much when I say that I may be in love with Upchuck, boy bits or no boy bits. He is toooo cute for words. Not as cute as you, of course.
Actually, wait. What was I thinking? He's just a boy. You, wally, are a big boy. And I love you more.
xoxoxoxoxoxox
SB
P.S. I'm using my mom's log-in
Oh Wally! You sure you want to be kind to UpChuck? He is trying to frolic with your Sissy after all...(HI ETHEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
& no, the lack of YOUR BOY BITS has not lessened your lack of girlfriends & other admirers...even my own DAD has a crush on you..he keeps saying.."that is ONE CUTE DOG!" when ever he sees your pics...Maybe a little bromance never her anyone... ha ha!
Love & Licks,
Randi
boy bits just slow us down, they are totally useless! I hope you guys get along better when he is less of a guy!
Hey Wally, I guess you don't need boy bits to prove how suave and manly you can be. :)
Wally
I'll ask my Bruddew how to open the fwidge fow you ok?
that would be vewy cool!
smoochie kisses
Asta
I'm with Randi on the bromance cause my daddy is in love with you too (even though he rarely has anything to do with the blog). He always comments on your cutness, which normally would make me jelly except for the fact that I agree.
PS: My bday is on May 10 - my mommy and daddy's anniversary too! We were meant to be a family.
Poor Upchuck! But I am sure he will be happier from now on!
Have a good night
Lorenza
OH MY DAWG! They can cut OFF your BoY PARTS???????
ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Swede William the only whippet in the waggle with boy parts intact
I am glad that Upchuck has such a responsible hooman. He will have not difficulty with the ladies. He should realize you are a great Don Juan and sit at your feet for guidance.
A little less is always better!
Hope Upchuck makes a quick recovery and feels like a new man :-)
I remember the pain, more upchuck.
Simba xx
Hmm really wally you should be nicer to upchuck. Remember what you went through? No boy bits are good though. There are none in this house.
So Upchuck's in the big boy club now! Tell him it's not too bad...nuts are overrated.
I'm still very manly.
Sherms
Dude! WALLY! What are you thinking?!?!?!?! Never, ever, under ANY circumstances, put the names of the ladies you're dating in writing! What if they read this and find out how many you have on the backburner? Burn this post immediately!
xo,
Wiley
Yes, no more bits at our house (of the canine variety, at least). But you're more than welcome to chase down the little guy, Wally!
J&N
We seem to have a few girlfriends in common Wally.
But I'm cool about that, so long as THEY DON'T FORGET ME when they are drooling over you.
And of course, I came entero. In fact I am checking them all out just now, yes, still there. Although as I don't get to go off the lead they don't serve for anything anyway.
Eso va la vida, amigo.
Pippa
Stanley????!!!???!!! What are you talking about Walls??? Stanley is mine? Oh and Suki's and Asta's gooberman!!! Hmmm....this is NEWS!!!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Woober Bud,
Even though you are sans nads, you are one Wally Suave-Ay! You could give lessons to upchuck... once he recovers.
Give him a healing goober smooch from me, and take some for yourself!
Love ya, man!
Goober love,
Stanley
Poor Upchuck! It will be sore for a while, but what you don't have you don't miss really!
Yeah, we remember him...Oh, got neutered? Poor fella. He's no more a man.
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
Hey Wally! There's a poker pawty at Scruffy and Lacie's tonight and I'm bringing the beer! Hope to see you there!
Love ya lots,
Maggie
Poor Upchuck...is his bark high-pitched, now?
Joey is neutered but that doesn't stop him from humping me all the time and marking, so I guess it doesn't change ALL the bad boy behaviors!
Puggy kisses
Suki
Tell him to beg for the ice compress on his lack o' balls - it did wonders for me. Although the mama was terrified someone would come to the house and catch her holding a towel full of ice on my man parts and call the SPCA on her.
still intact and keeping it that way until I'm elected to the presidency.
smooches,
ernest
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