Oh Otis

Well hello there.

The sheppys off doing Adderall or whatever it is that makes them spazpants and makes them so skinny so I am taking over the keyboard to say hello and clear up some spurious claims.


First, I am not fat. I just wear horizontal stripes which are not flattering to my sturdy figure.

Second, I am NOT so smelly that a blast of my breath can send the most tolerant sheppy running.

And, Mr. Torkelson, that is NOT a WASSUP face as I am nothing if not dignified.


And I am NOT short. The sheppys are freakishly tall (though the lady one has some great gams on her).

And I most certainly DO NOT snore. Video or it didn't happen.

Blech.

Because my blog is not scratch and sniff I will instead give you a visual of our morning.

Now excuse me, I have two smelly peppy sheppys to lock out of the house.