New Year, New Adventures!

Otis T. Potus reporting for blogging duty. We've had a wild and crazy couple of days! On New Years Eve I got into the car to try to find a date for the big night.

There are few things I enjoy more than a ride in the ole Rondo.

One of the things I love more is visiting the SPCA! No for reals! I love visiting the dogs and the peoples. This is my bestie Jack who took great care of me when I was living there.

And here's the other reason I like to go there--hot chicks! This is Ruby Roo! She was adopterated and returned. Some of you naked apes need a serious talking to.

She's a totally sweet girl at both ends.

With fine taste in men.

And she's a gal who knows what she wants.

Mostly she wants a boy to give chase!

Here we are chatting with JoJo, a resident GSD. I would have brought Ms. Ruby home but apparently four's a crowd, five's a heart attack for ma ape. I would be willing to trade in my two brudders for one Ruby. No deal.

I'll have to continue to admire her from afar.

Then New Year's Day we piled ALL the dogs in the Rondo. Good dogs in the backseat, bad dogs in the back!

We went here! Fair Hill, which is a big park with some horses, some peoples, some dogs and lots of open space. And deer poops. Mmmmmm.

We did walkies and everyone thought I would tucker out too fast because I refused to pace myself and barreled ahead full speed!

Nope, this Potus kept up with the crowd!

Play hard, nap hard! Happy New Year!

The End of an Era!

Lil' Red is warming up his vocal cords.

And I am licking my chops in anticipation.

Yes, the day has FINALLY arrived. The LAST Nebraska/Oklahoma game is tonight! And as an older fellow I am quite fond of HISTORY and OU/NU is an historical rivalry!

But this game also has a great deal of pawsonal meaning for me as my best brindle gal, Mayzie, is on the wrong side on this one!

We are Montagues and Capulets! Torn apart by our loyalty to our Red Families!

And to think, Mayzie, you are siding with the Boomer Sooners instead of this depawaire gentleman in his best Husker prep wear! Well, after tonight the Big 12 will be no more and we can go back to be bestie brindle buds. But tonight GO BIG RED!!!!!

And now some happy memories from the past:

Go Huskers! Do it for Wally!

*Ma ape says I must apologize for using so many exclamation points because I am not Friedrich Nietzsche. But I am just! so! excited! I haven't snored this loud in ages!

Game of the Century!

We are training the little one.

Making him into a tuffy.
Teaching him Bo Pelini faces!

Which is something Otis most def excels at.

And why are we fired up and ready to go??? REVENGE!

Oh yes, last year the Texas Lamehorns STOLE the Big XII Championship from the Cornhuskers when they got a MIRACLE SECOND added to the clock. Grrrrrrr. But revenge will be ours today! However, Otis has been most troubled by something football related lately. One of his bestie gal pals is Mayzie. You can see how they have things in common like brindley stripes and a taste for the brewskis.

But then what is THIS??

Oh noes! She loves the Sooners and they are the traditional rivals of Otis's true love..THE HUSKERS! They are like the Montagues and Capulets! See how melancholy this makes Otis?

But then he remembered! There is still a deep bond between them. And that is HATRED OF THE LONGHORNS! Hooray! He can love Mayzie and the Cornhuskers!

And together they are on the side of good against the AXIS OF EEEEEVIL!

GO BIG BRINDLE!

Q&A Continued

Q (from Ike): Who is your girlfriend?

A (from Otis): Line up ladies! As you can see, I've been practicing with my brudder.

Pawlidarity

One of my number one ladies Randi had surgery today to remove some lumps and bumps and while she is waiting for her results we are all going to keep our paws crossed hoping for the best. Yes, it will make our walks and lifting our legs more complicated but we can do it!

Now, Randi had one lump removed from her side that she is a bit self-conscious about.

So I am reposting FRANKENWALLY to show her that all the best dogs are doin' it!

And then I KNOW this will make her feel better!

That's why they call me Nurse Wally! When I get that feelin'/I need corgador healin'!

Listen Up, Dogbloggies!

I have noticed some highly disturbing and unsettling trends. Slowly but surely, other dogs have crept onto my blog. I was willing to give up valuable real estate for SPCA Saturdays EVEN THOUGH they resulted in the acquisition of one Doofusified Baby Brudder Oscar Bean. But then we had Occasional Oscar and there were requests for Often Oscar--from MY GIRLFRIEND RANDI. So I take this moment to remind us all of the reason for the season (of the dogblog):

ME! Wally T! I may be missing most of my teeth and my legs. But I am still one jaunty fellow.

I blaze trails.

I check out the corn crop.
I contemplate the meaning of life.

I bask in the unbearable lightness of peemailing.


And, I am the intrepid leader to my baby brudder.

Look, I can get a little jealous of the baby brudder because he is labor intensive and cute and does funny things that are blog worthy. But, the truth is, he looks up to me. He copies things that I do, when I tell him to shut up he runs away, and he cleans my face and my ears for me. So I think I'll keep him.

But it is still OCCASIONAL Oscar. And we will never have EVERYDAY Ethel.

Science Says We Have to!

Yesterday I read this scienterrific study that says that Wallymelon is good for your ticker and--more importantly--your LIBIDO! And the scientists even compared its effects to VIAGRA:

In watermelons, these include lycopene, beta carotene and the rising star among its phyto-nutrients – citrulline – whose beneficial functions are now being unraveled. Among them is the ability to relax blood vessels, much like Viagra does.

I can add some anecdata that Wallymelon, especially when served with Randi, Samantha, or the Corgi Girls (just to name a few), most definitely has an effect on my libido! Most def good for my ticker.

P.S. Also I have to give many thanks to Ms. Ruby who made me this picture that is a CLASSIC!

The Burpday of a Lady!

Happy BUUUUUUUUUUURPDAY Sophina La Brador!

You rule my world!

The Casanovador

Tonight I am watching a show on Nature called "What Females Want."


I. Will. Be. Unstoppable.

Giving Good Face

This weekend I've had a great time chattin' and have gotten some great cooking tips from Snowball and learned tales of funny sibs like Ben the Rotti's lobsters. But Jake and Just Harry wanted to know how I get so many ladies. And, frankly, it is my moneymaker. No, not my bum. My lovely face!

This is my most charmingest grin.


Blowing kissies:

I can do wonderful impressions. My granny has a touch of the flu and here I am doing her coughing faces:

And in my best sissymask:



And the best looking dudes have to look hot even while eating:


And here I am with my salmon skin cigar:

I can even wink AND flirt while I am eating:

Sometimes I like a touch of color on my face so I rooted in the mud a bit.

I like to call this my natural look.




And here I am with sissydrool on my face.


And just plain handsome.