Giving Good Face

This weekend I've had a great time chattin' and have gotten some great cooking tips from Snowball and learned tales of funny sibs like Ben the Rotti's lobsters. But Jake and Just Harry wanted to know how I get so many ladies. And, frankly, it is my moneymaker. No, not my bum. My lovely face!

This is my most charmingest grin.


Blowing kissies:

I can do wonderful impressions. My granny has a touch of the flu and here I am doing her coughing faces:

And in my best sissymask:



And the best looking dudes have to look hot even while eating:


And here I am with my salmon skin cigar:

I can even wink AND flirt while I am eating:

Sometimes I like a touch of color on my face so I rooted in the mud a bit.

I like to call this my natural look.




And here I am with sissydrool on my face.


And just plain handsome.

PPPPPPSSSSSST..

OhhhHHHH PIIIIIIIIpppaaAA (And MAX AND TUCHUCK!)


love, ETHEL!

ps. WHAT should I get WALLY for HIS BURPDAY? SHHHH! I WAnt it to Be a suRPRISE!

for MAX

my SCAREDY CAT brother is hiding under the laundry because of the thunder boomers so i'm TAKING OVER HIS BLOG. this picture is for MAX V. and also for Pippa cuz my brother said I can have a boyfriend in every port and Pippa is in Spain and MaxV is in Michigan and those are not the same ports. What's a port? and then Wally told me though that I can't under any circumstances root for Spain if they are playing Les Bleus in the soccer (football) or he'll spill my deep dark secrets to MaxyV (I don't know what they are but he looked like he meant business) and he said I can never ever EVER root for the Michigan Wolverines in that other football or I can't have any more chicken backs. which is weird because he can't even get into the freezer without our ma ape so I don't know how he'd do that. wait, what was I saying?

oh, here's a picture of ME for my admirererers.

ethel RULEZ