If you ebay it, they will buy
Someone sent me a link to this auction on E-Bay for stickers:
Look at how amused I am.
While ordinarily I am a fan of stinky things I am afraid of my own gaseous emissions (from that end at least). True story. I try to run from them. But I can run but I cannot hide.
Labels: human weirdness, humor, Wally
posted by wally @ 6:46 PM
13 Comments:
That is funny Wally.
I sit there minding my own business and I hear one slip out, I turn around and look and then look away pretending it was NOT me!
How insulting that I give off these little pffffs...
BIG hugs from Billy Boo:)
I thoroughly enjoy my own and anybody elses!
Bussie Kissies
Buster
Awww Wally, you look so sad. I still love you even if you run away from your own stinky farts. LOL.
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Aaahhhhh...the SBDs. Those are my favorites. Although sometimes Lola farts so loud it wakes us all up in the night & we bark b/c we thinks it's an intruder. Nope...just her big BUTT!
Sherman
I only have one thing to say...DENY DENY DENY..... or go stand near your hooman and let go one of those strong deadly silent types...bwahahaha...
oh man now mom says she needs to get one of those since I have gas that will clear a whole room.
You're killing me, Wally.
The hoomans are OBSESSED with farts... theirs or ours. But I have to tell you, while I'm okay with my own farts, the farts of others can scare the peewilly out of me. Let me tell you a story...
The first week I was with my hooman girl I was asleep on the couch. She was sitting at the other end, and from out of nowhere ripped the loudest fart I've EVER heard. Of course, I didn't know it was a fart, and it woke me up out of a dead sleep. I rocketed off of the couch, tail between my legs, looking at the sky to find out who was dive-bombing me! The girl fell on the floor she was cracking up so hard! Wally, you are not alone.
Your goober fart friend,
Stanley
That was funny.I am normally shocked when I let one loose !If it made a sound it scares me and mommy has to explain to people that it was not her but me !She swears it sounds human !How else is a fart supposed to sound ?
tanner sometimes looks at his own butt like did I do that????
Oh Wally - that's dreadful - so did they put a bit in or were you saved from that ?
PS if you are afraid of your farts I dread to think what KuBrin's would do to you.
I don't do farts! I'm a lady! hehehehehe
Any farts around here come from Mitch's butt!
Love ya lots,
Maggie
well that has put my mind at rest, I often shock myself totally when it happens! Then I blame it on my Pa!
The person that made that sticker has obviously never smelled a pug's fart. We have the worst.
Your expression is priceless, Wally!
Puggy kisses
Suki
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