Fighting MAAAAAD!

We're SO MAD. Our ma ape is a little busy right now getting ready to see GranNE and Gramps but we have BIG NEWS about winning an award and planting a garden and being generally awesome but our ma ape says she's too busy to help us blog and yet we found some INCRIMINATING PHOTOS that are making us BARKING MAD. Let us demonstrate (warning: photos not for the faint of heart):

See? That's mad. Our ma ape has been traveling. Look! (Don't look if you are Lola or Sophie Brador who are so mad at the Flyers because they are kind of beating the Habs in the hockeys.)
And then they saw THIS! Let's take a closer look, shall we?


It's a lady in a convertible with a poodle on her lap talking on the phone! (The lady, not the poodle). NOT COOL, LADY! The ape tried to lure the poodle to jump in the passenger window but she refused. I'm not sure it was less safe than her situation seen here.

Where was the ape going? To a PET EXPO sponsored by Philly No Kill! There were all kinds of dogs there and it was a small miracle none of them came home with the ape.


Even though many were quite handsome.

And others quite adventurous.

And some were half Ethels!

And OMD! That is our human bestie who comes and visits us when our ma ape is out of town! But wait--he's CHEATING ON US! He was there telling people about his AWESOME art site. He wasn't supposed be acting like our shameless hussy ma ape!

Well, we'll maybe forgive him since he might have mistaken this dog for Otis after a dye job to make him match us.

OK, the ape has promised to help us blog again before she leaves on Wednesday. There will be heck to pay if she doesn't!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!


Why? THIS:


Yes, Stephen Colbert is coming to Philly and it is already SOLD OUT! And did he save any seats for Wally T. Corgador??? No.



Well, you're just going to have to figure out how to order Philly Cheesesteaks and boo Santa by yourself, buddy. Sniff. And after my ma ape practically sold her kidney to see Jon Stewart. And we love you MORE.

Who you callin' ugly?

According to Travel & Leisure we live (outside of) the ugliest city in America--Philly! Obviously they didn't see these lovely mugs.

From the article:

The city of more than 1.5 million people was also found to be among the least stylish, least active, least friendly and least worldly, according to the "America's Favorite Cities" survey by Travel & Leisure magazine and CNN Headline News.

Who you callin' unfriendly? Just because I'm missing most of my teeth doesn't mean I won't bite you!

Joe got SERVED

Earlier today I posted about how stinky my Phillies are at baseball. And in my comments I read THIS from my so-called pal Joe Stains:

My mom is from Pennsyltucky, but the good side where piksburgh is. Mom says they should just sell Filthadelphia to New Jersey.

OhMyDog he's so mean! So I had to make a cartoon to show how hulked-out mad I am:



What does it mean? Well, first I show how MAD I am and how GROSS it is in PITTSburgh--so gross it has PIT in it! And then there's their football team the STEALERS who STOLE the 2006 Superbowl from my Seasquawks with a little help from the zebras. And their baseball team are PIRATES. Do you see a trend--STEALING! And Filthy..I mean PHILAdelphia is the home of the CONSITUTION and the EAGLES. And we have, um, Bon Jovi and 73 Rocky movies. Who's the Doofus now JOE!