NOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!
Why? THIS:
Yes, Stephen Colbert is coming to Philly and it is already SOLD OUT! And did he save any seats for Wally T. Corgador??? No.
Well, you're just going to have to figure out how to order Philly Cheesesteaks and boo Santa by yourself, buddy. Sniff. And after my ma ape practically sold her kidney to see Jon Stewart. And we love you MORE.
Labels: colbert report, humor, mad, philadelphia, Wally
posted by wally @ 6:28 PM
13 Comments:
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Craigs List
Beg????
good luck
gussie
That is inexcusable. You are his biggest fan!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Unbelievable. You must issue a challenge. Put on that hoodies and call him out! You know, he loves a good challenge. Dare him to smooch you.
xo
SB
WTF?
Ike
Yes, we think you should contact him. Don't settle for a staff lacky. Go right to the top. We think you should not get a ticket. OH NO. You should be a guest!!!
go for it Wally... this is your chance to shine.
wags from the whippets (Maybe over come by the Rocky music... or the Village People)
Hi, Wally!
So sorry to hear that. Maybe some meatables right now would make you feel better!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
What is the world coming to?
Simba xx
Wooberest Woober Boy of the Colbert Nation!
I'm with Sophie. You have got to issue a challenge. If the dare to smooch you doesn't work, then challenge him to a chicken back eating contest.
And, you should definitely be a guest, and your ma ape can go with you as your wallylicious body guard!
Keep us posted!
Goober love & good luck smooches,
Stanley
I say just show up. They should let you in based on your good looks alone. If not, pee on their leg.
Sherman
Oh no! You must be sooo pissed right now!
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
Grammie and Pappy love that guy. They both say at the same time, "he's so funny." You need to get yourself a ticket ( nothing illegal). He doesn't know what he is missing not having Wally T. Corgador in the audience.
Wally,
The Columbia Humane Society has put up a picture of Mac. You can go and see who you sponsored for your burpday.
Inconsiderate!
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