Firing my Secretary
Many of you have had a problem similar to mine: it's hard to find good help these days. My ma ape has been lousy. She says she's "busy" and so she can't help me blog or visit my friends' blogs. Why last week was Joeypalooza and I didn't get in nearly enough celebrating! Sigh. I will have to catch up and SOON. After she's less busy, my ma ape says. So if anyone has any apes for hiring, I'm taking applications.
The one GOOD thing about the ma ape being busy is that she takes us to the field in the early morning to get us lots of exercise or to "get our ya-yas out" as my friend Narra's ape would say.
We get up very early for our exercise right when the sun is getting up:
And I roach every day.
Sissy and I practice tongue callisthenics.
And sometimes I shove my sissy. She likes it.
I'll be back.
posted by wally @ 10:04 AM
15 Comments:
My mom has been lousy too. What am I supposed to do all day?
Ike
Hey Wally Tamale...
I, too, am looking for good help...is there a place we can send our wayward secretaries to get them better trained for their full time doggie/blogger duties?
Love & Licks,
Randi
PS...HI ETHELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Wally, I would pull you in a sled in the Iditadog, although you should know that if we've been in the bar at all, I might not pull very hard and there will need to be loads of roaching breaks.
My ape might be interested in your gig, but she's wondering what it pays and if there are benefits. I said I would agree to her moonlighting, as long as it means more cookies for me.
xo
SB
Oops ... Wally, that was me! Sophie Brador!
Wally...I do think the brillig Ma'mselle Sophie is on to something. A training facility for ape servants so they can learn to establish priorities (i.e. Food is number 1, scratching and petting number 2, blogging number 3, etc.)
Maybe we can set up a conference call to discuss this. I see lots of profit in it. Everyone is complaining about their apes right now.
gussie
Wally,
You handsome devil!
You have a white belly like me!!!
Ethel is soooo pretty!
Grammie says that she would never get up that early. I don't know what she is talking about as she is up at that time of day all the time. She says there is a difference between "being up and getting up." I doubt I could give her a reference if she applied for your job. She is very computer dumb.
There must be something going around. All these humans have been lousy lately.
you can't stay away this long, it makes me very upset. Can you please tell your ape to get on the ball!!!
Same here. It's been dismal. We miss you, Walleye, and Miss Ethel too.
disgruntled sighs from the whippets
Give her one more chance! I am sure she will back to normal in no time!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
er, are you sure your sister like been shoved? Mummys should be busy all the time, with us.
Simba x
Wally, you are a regular battering ram. I like to ram into my humans. They go ooooof which is very satisfying.
That park looks like fun. Bet you get a great workout.
um, welcome to my world.
ernest
Wally: Check out columbiahumane.org. They finally put up a description of Mac the dog we sponsored in honor of your burpday. No picture yet. Hopefully a picture soon and she will find a furever home.
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