Friday, March 07, 2008

Fierce in the Hood!

Last night my ma ape came home to find a Petit Paquet on our front steps. It came par avion-- Aire Dale! Oh I was so excited, but confused. Wallypalooza has been eclipsed by JOEYPALOOZA (Happy Burpday Dude!). But inside I found TWO cards and a present!


The card on the left, with my ma ape on it, is a burpday card. And on the right is a Paddy's Day card! And who is sending Petit Wally Petit Paquets?

SOPHIE B in the HOUSE!

And the present was a Paddy's Day present! How did she even know I am IRISH! Is it my support for O'Bama? My Guinness guzzling? My love of Roddy Doyle books? My anger at the British that comes out only after my second pint? My wicked good Irish dancing? Well, here I am in all my glory in my NEW Paddy's Day hoodie.


But wait! That's not even the best angle--SEE! (Warning: HBO language ahead).


BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Do you see how it fits me PERFECTLY, with legs ending exactly at my ankles, and hugging my curves while revealing my best asset (le bum!) An outfit this fierce deserves multiple angles so you can see the perfect fit, the fine workmanship and the fact that for some reason I snaggle a lot while wearing it:


I think it could definitely work to harden my image:


Thank you Sophie! Kiss me, I'm Irish!


Sophie, you will never be OUT!

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23 Comments:

Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Dude, I would love to get a glimpse of your Irish dancing. You look like such a badass in your hoodie.

Sherman

9:01 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

You do look fierce! I've been waiting forever to send that hoodie to you. You know, where my ape grew up, they call hoodies bunny hugs.
I'm so glad it fits. Did you get a few SB furs with it too? I tried to have a snoozer on it first, but the ape wouldn't let me.

xo
SB

9:24 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Way cool Wally! I too, would love to see you doing a wee bit of Irish country dancing.

gussie

10:23 AM  
Blogger Harry said...

That hoodie is great!

Toodle pip
Harry x

10:37 AM  
Blogger Penny & Poppy said...

Wally, that hoodie is so...YOU! It looks like Sophie has very good taste in presents! We'll be waiting for the video of your Irish dancing!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Pockets

10:41 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

You're Irish? Cool - I'm part Irish too! (Isn't everybody in March??)
Anyhoo Wally you look like a genuine bada$$ thug in your hoodie, complete with an in yo face sneer!!

11:31 AM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

Love the new hoodie, Wally! It fits like a glove! Wow!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

12:03 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Oh man that fits you perfectly and it makes you look like a bad ass. :)

12:10 PM  
Blogger Lenny said...

Wally, you look TOTALLY fierce.

Have you seen the cool green O'Bama St. Paddy's day t-shirts?

Your friend, Lenny

1:02 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Ha! Love that hoodie! "Shit Happens, Twice A Day!" Good one!!!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

1:24 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

Can you Riverdance? Are you involved with Sinn Fein? That hoodie is so you. Keep the green beer flowing.

1:53 PM  
Blogger Randi said...

WALLY TAMALE! You are the fashion ICON! Are you sure that Christian from Project Runway didn't design that FIERCE BLACK HOODIE? Seems something right up his angle...FIERCE!

I'd LOVE to see you do a mean wee little jig on your wee studly legs...

Love & Licks,
Randi

ps..what happens after the 3rd pint of guiness?

2:33 PM  
Blogger Mango said...

Wally, you look like rough trade in that hoodie. Way to go, man. That Sophie knows how to dress her fellas.

What's up with the cloning? You should get a royalty or something. Maybe when the took your, ahem, gajingles, they put them in the deep freeze for their cloning experiments. Watch out, some little dude might show up at your front door looking for puppy support!

5:54 PM  
Blogger Suki Sumo said...

Sweet hoodie!

6:05 PM  
Blogger Poppy said...

That is a very cool jacket and it fits you like a glove!

Poppy

8:26 PM  
Blogger Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

We loooove that picture of you with the hood up! You are one tough hombre!

10:50 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Woober Walls!

You are the FIERCEST, BADDEST ass in the Irish world! (Your fierceness even rivals a certain Project Runway winner, as fierce as he is. Side note ~ we were SO pulling for him to win!)

I too would like a peek at that Irish dancing you're bragging about. I bet Michale Flatley's already tried to tap you for his troupe.

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

10:56 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

Fantastic hoodie! Shit only happens once a day around here.
Ike

11:09 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

dang dude, Sophie sure picks the coolest clothes!! You look so freakin tough in that hoodie I am a little scared. But not too scared to say that I might be a teeny tiny weensy bit jealous that Sophie is sending you presents. Don't worry though buddy, bros before um oh, Mom said I can't use those HBO words.

1:26 AM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally!
You look very handsome (as always!) Sophie is very nice sending you presents!
It has HBO words... but soooo true!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

1:35 AM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

Whoa, Dude, you are one spoiled pooch!! Tuffie's got great taste!!

Love, love the hoodie!!

luv ya
Lola Smiles

3:53 PM  
Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

jeez laweez walls - who woulda thought - hoodies are so YOU!

Bussie Kissies
Buster

6:05 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

OMG you look WICKED(as we say in Boston) COOOOOOOOOL Love A+A(what a great hoodie)That Sophie...class class class

7:09 PM  

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