Sunday, March 02, 2008

Doofus in my House!

As many of you know, Joe Stains' brother Tanner (aka Doofus) has a broken butt. Well, I have uncovered further evidence that my sissy may, in fact, be suffering from doofusitis. I give, you exhibit one: the broken butt. A little over a month ago her butt exploded. It healed but she had to go back to the vet today to have him blow it up for her before it exploded. Here's how I discovered it:

OMD! What's that smell!


Odor coming from this general direction.


Hmmm--getting warmer. And stinkier.


The stink intensifies.


Smell...almost...overpowering.


Must...get....away....

Whew! Got out just in time...


Yup, the Doofus has landed.

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12 Comments:

Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Dear Dr. Wally,

I am worried that I might be suffering by Doofusitis too. My butt is stinky and pinky and about to blow up. My mom is madly defrosting a turkey neck and mumbling something about anal glands and needing to call Auntie Judy, my vet. I fear that you won't love me anymore.

Signed,
Forlorn and Uncomfortable in Montreal

5:20 PM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

Glad you made a clean get away, Wally! WHEW!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

6:06 PM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Normally I like a good smelly butt. But not if it's a sick butt.

I hope your Sissy is OK. In the Butt dept. She'll always be a Doofus.

Sherm

6:15 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

That smell might just be the WORST possible smell on the whole planet. I wish I could offer you some sort of cure for Doofusism, but so far it eludes me.

6:22 PM  
Blogger Tadpole said...

Ethel seems supremely unconcerned about her brokenness. And perhaps slightly oblivious.

7:00 PM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

yikes, I use to get those smelly butts when I was younger when things use to scare the beejeebies outa me. Haven't had it happen in a while. My human is pretty happy about that too.

I sure hope you sweet sistah feels better soon.
Wigglebutt wags,
Lola Smiles

8:53 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally!
Sure that was a graphic inspection of Ethel!
Better be away in case something stinky happens!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

9:48 PM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

Our servant squeezes ours whenever she gives us a b.a.t.h. Now do you understand why we want to trade her in?

heads hangin' from the whippets

9:52 PM  
Blogger Randi said...

Hey Wally! Next time I suggest taking a very long stick to see if your sissy's but stinks...you are pretty brave to get so close!

HAPPY RANDAY!

Love & Licks,
Randi

ps..HI ETHELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

10:45 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

At least you didn't get your nose stuck.

5:41 AM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Oh having a broken butt isn't good. Glad ethels didn't explode again though

8:45 AM  
Blogger Marvin said...

Exploding Ethel, my goodness that is a worry!

I thought the pictures in your next post, were actually more Ethel like than Wally like, I don't think you need to worry about cloning,

after all there is ONLY ONE WALLY!

3:23 PM  

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