Doofus in my House!

As many of you know, Joe Stains' brother Tanner (aka Doofus) has a broken butt. Well, I have uncovered further evidence that my sissy may, in fact, be suffering from doofusitis. I give, you exhibit one: the broken butt. A little over a month ago her butt exploded. It healed but she had to go back to the vet today to have him blow it up for her before it exploded. Here's how I discovered it:

OMD! What's that smell!


Odor coming from this general direction.


Hmmm--getting warmer. And stinkier.


The stink intensifies.


Smell...almost...overpowering.


Must...get....away....

Whew! Got out just in time...


Yup, the Doofus has landed.

The Buttdate

Here's an update on my sissy's bum: IT'S BROKEN! Yup, my sissy went and ruptured her anal gland. EWWWW! And it is every bit as gross as you might imagine. G-R-O-S-S! But it has made me HIGHLY suspicious. Because you know who else has a broken butt? Tanner, aka DOOFUS. Is my sissy a DOOFUS? Signs point to yes.

To recap:

DIRTY BUTT (see, the snow even turns colors behind her):


CLEAN BUTT! (Pure as the driven snow)


Here are the things that have broken this week:

1) the iPawd (but it fixed itself)
2) the elliptical machine
3) my ma ape's car
4) my sissy

Things that have NOT broken:

1) WALLY T. CORGADOR.

PUS BUTT!

My sissy's butt exploded! She has to go to the vet today to have him look at her pus butt! The picture on this page looks exactly like her bum so she has to go to the vet. HA!

I'm definitely going to be spending less time back there:

GROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!