The O Team!

Wally has entrusted us with his blog with very specific rules 1) NO SHOUTING 2) Don't alienate his friends 3) Keep up SPCA Saturday 4) NO SHOUTING 5) Be cool. So here I go! I thought it appropriate (see how learn-ed I became as soon as I stepped up to my responsibility!) to begin by telling you about my new international team of superbrothers. I am now a part of the O-Team (not to be confused with O-Town). It is appropriate because there is a happy new beginning up north in this land of Canadamerica, my new bestie OWEN C. PICKLES!


Owen C. is Sophie's new brudder. Welcome to the family, bud! And here's O-Bro II--me! Oscar Bean, Super Teen!

And ANOTHER brudder from ANOTHER mudder---TheO or, as I call him, The O, O-Bro III!

And every band of brudders needs a leader.

That's right! We are O'Tanner and the Os! United against Mean Sisters like Sophreaking Mean and Ethel Jean, Mean Queen, and Narra the Ice Queen. Tan Torkelson even got a party bus! Whoa. I don't know if we're a gang or if we're going to fight crime or be a boy band or WHAT but we have a superawesome name and maybe we'll get a clubhouse or something.

So I think I did a pretty darn good job of following the rules (highly questionable on the cool thing--Ethel) for my first blog post all by myself.


I believe I have upheld the high standards of dignity, intelligence and subtle wit QUITE WELL.


OBST.

The Buttdate

Here's an update on my sissy's bum: IT'S BROKEN! Yup, my sissy went and ruptured her anal gland. EWWWW! And it is every bit as gross as you might imagine. G-R-O-S-S! But it has made me HIGHLY suspicious. Because you know who else has a broken butt? Tanner, aka DOOFUS. Is my sissy a DOOFUS? Signs point to yes.

To recap:

DIRTY BUTT (see, the snow even turns colors behind her):


CLEAN BUTT! (Pure as the driven snow)


Here are the things that have broken this week:

1) the iPawd (but it fixed itself)
2) the elliptical machine
3) my ma ape's car
4) my sissy

Things that have NOT broken:

1) WALLY T. CORGADOR.