More of Us!

No, not more dogs, believe it or not. We can now be found many places on the internets. As a quick way of putting our lovely mugs on the twitter machine and to get more regular posting going we have made a tumblr! You can find us at DOGPOCALYPSE. Because we are the four dogs of the dogpocalypse. Get it? We sometimes post our lovely pictures there when we don't have time for full-blown blogging Magnum Opii.

Message for my Ma Ape

Dear Ma Ape,

Yeah, I'm using the computer without you. I told you I have opposable thumbs. That's how I open the cabinets when you're gone. And send text messages to my lady Samantha full of smooches. And opened that flat of cans of tripe.


We need to have a talk. You've been back since 8 a.m. on Monday and you have helped me blog ONCE. This is unacceptable. I know you say you have important things to do like catching up on sleep or teaching your classes but you need to get your priorities straight.


Priority #1:

A distant third: everything else.

Get it sorted ma ape. I could have you replaced.

The Silence of the Wally

I am very busy right now. I am working on the Presidential campaign of a great individual who will change America and bring hope to us all. More on that later. (It will be awesome, seriously). Also there is news on the Pus Butt front including further evidence of Sissy Ethel's doofusism.

I also have been giggling at these song charts.




Whoever guesses what songs these are get the greatest gift of all. No, not a Nintendo Wii, a little lip action from the Wally Tamale.

All unused smoocheroonies will go to Samantha, Sophie, Randi, the Corgi Girls, Stan and Buster.

My New Stuff (part 1)

Look! Here are some new things for Wally. These are both Apples. One is for eating and one is for blogging. (I sometimes get confused but I know right away once I get my mouth around it.) I am just learning how to use the new Apple so be patient. It's hard with chubby paws!



Here I am getting some eating Apple. I love eating Apple.


I must chew vigorously to show the New Apple who is charge and what will happen to New Apple if it does not cooperate with the Wally.


I do a little crazy face, just so New Apple knows what he's dealing with.

Later I will show you my new freezing machine which, I am told, I cannot put my sissy in because it is NOT A CRATE. I am told that I can put my FORTY-TWO NEW CHICKEN BACKS in the freezer. Yes--42! My friends are going on vacation and gave them to me. I offered to keep them in my belly but I am told they will go into the FREEZING BOX. But not with my sissy.

So many things to remember:
1) DO NOT eat the New Apple.
2) DO NOT put sissy in the freezer.
3) DO NOT eat 42 chicken backs in one sitting.
4) DO NOT barf up the Old Apple on the New Apple.
5) DO NOT eat 42 chicken back while blogging.
6) DO NOT barf on sissy (unless she's sleeping.)