Happy Burpday NARRRRRRRRRAAAA!

This week was my real-life bud (and sometimes girlfriend) Narrrrrrrra's burpday! And she got a PINK wubba cuz she's the only estrogen in HER house. I got her smooches from her two best boys (that she ignores).

One from the Wally Tamale:

And an Oscar Bean Kiss (maybe transferred to Jackson if preferred).


P.S. This morning I barfed and Oscar ate it! Pucker up!

The Silence of the Wally

I am very busy right now. I am working on the Presidential campaign of a great individual who will change America and bring hope to us all. More on that later. (It will be awesome, seriously). Also there is news on the Pus Butt front including further evidence of Sissy Ethel's doofusism.

I also have been giggling at these song charts.




Whoever guesses what songs these are get the greatest gift of all. No, not a Nintendo Wii, a little lip action from the Wally Tamale.

All unused smoocheroonies will go to Samantha, Sophie, Randi, the Corgi Girls, Stan and Buster.

Happy VD!

Beef Hearts are Red
Berries are Blue
You Just got Drool from Wally ON YOU.

Happy Heart Day to ALL my buds! Ethel sends special smoochsmooches to her main dawgs Pippa n' MaxyV n' Tuchuck and to her BFF Penny. I would like to send special love to my smoochable poochables SophieB, RANDAY, Narra and the Corgi Girls. Also to my Bromances Stan, Buster, Sherms, and Peanut. Cuz dudes need love too!

And I got a little something something for my special short-legged sweetie, SA-MAN-THA! (Everyone else close your eyes!)

Junk in the Trunk!

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year's Dudes!


Here's me and my sissy sharing a New Year's smooch. It's just cuz she's my sissy and I'm obliged, really.