Tuesday, May 29, 2007

My New Stuff (part 1)

Look! Here are some new things for Wally. These are both Apples. One is for eating and one is for blogging. (I sometimes get confused but I know right away once I get my mouth around it.) I am just learning how to use the new Apple so be patient. It's hard with chubby paws!

Here I am getting some eating Apple. I love eating Apple.

I must chew vigorously to show the New Apple who is charge and what will happen to New Apple if it does not cooperate with the Wally.

I do a little crazy face, just so New Apple knows what he's dealing with.

Later I will show you my new freezing machine which, I am told, I cannot put my sissy in because it is NOT A CRATE. I am told that I can put my FORTY-TWO NEW CHICKEN BACKS in the freezer. Yes--42! My friends are going on vacation and gave them to me. I offered to keep them in my belly but I am told they will go into the FREEZING BOX. But not with my sissy.

So many things to remember:
1) DO NOT eat the New Apple.
2) DO NOT put sissy in the freezer.
3) DO NOT eat 42 chicken backs in one sitting.
4) DO NOT barf up the Old Apple on the New Apple.
5) DO NOT eat 42 chicken back while blogging.
6) DO NOT barf on sissy (unless she's sleeping.)

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Blogger Katherine and Pippa, said...

I have an Apple too. But only the plastic type (although I used to like to eat plastic mmm....)

M&m say the other apples here in Spain are tasteless rubbish. Do they ask for my opinion? No. So I can't say.

I don't think you should put sissy in the freezer either. Are you getting confused with that over-priced frosty paws stuff?

Mistress had to look up barf. She can't speak much Spanish and now she can't speak much English either.

We're off to bed. That was one hell of a complicated post Wally so now we're tired. Pippa.

4:18 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Hey Wally, That's the exact same Apple we have. Did you take a pciture of yourself with the Photo Booth yet?

4:28 PM  
Blogger Maggie said...

I love the photo of your crazy face! That's really funny! haha

Love ya lots,

4:34 PM  
Blogger Billy said...

Trust me Wally, you would not want to eat the new Apple yuck! And I can't imagine you would want to barf on Sissy...you are too nice for that!!!

BIG hugs from Billy Boo:)

5:16 PM  
Blogger Boomer and his mom Carol said...

Don't forget you can't eat the chicken backs (all 42 of them) and then barf on the new apple.

Sheesh, I would write all that down if I were you - that's a lot to remember.

6:18 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Good list Wally. I think you covered it all pretty well. I would also suggest that you not barf in or on the new freezer.

7:11 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

Where are the 42 spineless chickens?

7:51 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

wow that is a lot of rules to remember?! What happens if you put the apple in the freezer and your sister barfs on you? I can't keep up!

9:17 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally.
I think those are to many DO NOT's for you.
Have a good night

9:52 PM  
Blogger Boo said...

wally, don't bite the wrong apple!

wet wet licks


9:59 PM  
Blogger Liberty Doo Dah said...

Mmmmm Wally!
Now I'm hungry! Chicken backs and apples! I can't think if a better meal!

10:29 PM  
Blogger Cubby said...

We could come help you eat your chicken. We could let Dakota take care of both apples.

11:24 PM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh that's alot of things to remember. Have fun with your new apple.

~ girl girl

3:51 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Wow! Nice apple computer... And nice shiny red apple too! Haha! Nice doofus face!

P/S: I've added you to my friends list. Hope you'll do the same thing...

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

4:12 AM  
Blogger Marvin The Dog said...

I love to eat apples too Wally! But we don't have an Apple computer, wish we did, it might be better than this thing here! And perhaps an Apple computer won't keep freezing like this one either..........

mmmmmm! frozen apple, oh must go and have a snack now, I am hungry!

4:26 AM  
Blogger Luckie the Dachie said...

Hey Wally,
Why can't you barf or eat the new apple? I don't get it..i love apples and I'll try to work on the new one if I were you.

4:55 AM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

My Mom just ordered a new apple just like that one too!!! I'm not sure how you are going to remember to do/not do all those things. Maybe you should make a like on the new apple.

Lots of Licks, Ruby

7:59 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

42 chicken backs??? I'll be right over. I just had 2 for breakfast, but am still hungry.


8:15 AM  
Blogger Tadpole said...

Oh, that's a lot of rules. You can't possibly be expected to remember them all... especially the ones about your sissy and barfing....

11:39 AM  
Blogger Jackson said...

When J1 or J2 start eating an apple, I bark at them because I can't wait to get the core. I always spit the pips out. Strange eh? I'd probably prefer the 42 chicken backs though. Perhaps you could save the apple for dessert? J x

12:16 PM  
Blogger nm said...

I am jealous. My moms refuse to buy new apples and I am left with intel machines.


I used to love apples and you know, coming from the 98105 apples are plentiful. Now, I just politely take them and hide the slices under the rug.

Moms do not like that.

I think Sissy is too beautiful to freeze.

smooches and a high five to you bro.


4:07 PM  

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