Message for my Ma Ape
Dear Ma Ape,
Yeah, I'm using the computer without you. I told you I have opposable thumbs. That's how I open the cabinets when you're gone. And send text messages to my lady Samantha full of smooches. And opened that flat of cans of tripe.
We need to have a talk. You've been back since 8 a.m. on Monday and you have helped me blog ONCE. This is unacceptable. I know you say you have important things to do like catching up on sleep or teaching your classes but you need to get your priorities straight.
Priority #1:
A distant third: everything else.Get it sorted ma ape. I could have you replaced.
Labels: anger, blogging, poor Wally, Wally
posted by wally @ 5:11 PM
11 Comments:
Hi, Wally!
I hope your Ma Ape got the message!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Good help is SO hard to find... We know, we know.
wags from the whippets
I'm gonna send you some salmon cookies and then you could threaten to eat 100 of them if your Ape doesn't get it together. The toxic fumes will make her think twice about neglecting your blog again.
Sherm
Our Ma Apes just don't know how lucky they are!!!
Does that make Ethel #2?
xo
SB
um, wally, that could be my ape.
smooches,
ernesto
There is something wrong with the apes lately. What do you think it is?
If they didn't have the key to the food we would probably be able to do just fine. What is more important than us?
Uh oh....Ma Ape is in TROUBLE!
Time for a MA-APE timeout in the corner...
Love & Licks,
Randi
Whoa, Woober!
Sounds like a veiled threat to me (a very thin veil since it's actually a NAKED THREAT)!
So, what's the ma ape got to say for herself? Hmmm?
Goober love & solidarity,
Stanley (The thesis-hating love-starved Goober)
DANG dude you mean business! I bet the ma ape is shaking in her boots! also, I agree 100%
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