Paging Dr. Pippa

A few weeks ago my friend Pippa had a poorly tum and suggested a pizza cure. Apply one pizza directly to the mouth. Well, we have needed such a thing.

On Monday my baby brudder Oscar had a poorly tum and it was coming out of both ends. My ma ape spent a lot of time scrubbing on the carpet.


Today it was my turn to be poorly, though I was not nearly as bad as the baby brudder. Just one wee barf. And at least I don't try to eat it like someone I know. Just thinking about his grossness makes me do this.


I am trying to convince my ma ape that we need the Pippa Pizza Cure. And maybe some TastyCakes for good measure to turn our sour tums into solid smiles:

Some Good Science

Science! has shown that just as yawns are contagious between naked apes, so too do we dogs yawn with you! They say that the yawning indicates that we are capable of empathy but, really, we are just bored by you. You can see video of the yawning dog here.

Here I am nodding off just thinking about how boring you are:

Great News, Great Apes!

Scientists just discovered 125,000 gorillas in the Congo! They're still endangered but that's great news! I love the hairy apes! Let's have a banana to celebrate!

The Most Coolest!

Everyone has GOT to go to Lenny's blog! He is hosting the Summer Pawlympics and has done a ton of work putting together the bone relay!



Thanks for letting us be a part of history, Lenny!

Listen Up, Dogbloggies!

I have noticed some highly disturbing and unsettling trends. Slowly but surely, other dogs have crept onto my blog. I was willing to give up valuable real estate for SPCA Saturdays EVEN THOUGH they resulted in the acquisition of one Doofusified Baby Brudder Oscar Bean. But then we had Occasional Oscar and there were requests for Often Oscar--from MY GIRLFRIEND RANDI. So I take this moment to remind us all of the reason for the season (of the dogblog):

ME! Wally T! I may be missing most of my teeth and my legs. But I am still one jaunty fellow.

I blaze trails.

I check out the corn crop.
I contemplate the meaning of life.

I bask in the unbearable lightness of peemailing.


And, I am the intrepid leader to my baby brudder.

Look, I can get a little jealous of the baby brudder because he is labor intensive and cute and does funny things that are blog worthy. But, the truth is, he looks up to me. He copies things that I do, when I tell him to shut up he runs away, and he cleans my face and my ears for me. So I think I'll keep him.

But it is still OCCASIONAL Oscar. And we will never have EVERYDAY Ethel.

SPCA Saturday!

My ma ape was whooooooring around again today at the SPCA in spite of the fact that i had to go for walk this morning in a RAGING THUNDERSTORM. Dram-ma Ma-ma! Someone should adopt this dogs IMMEDIATELY so that my ma ape can stay home with the one who needs her. Get thee to the SPCA!

This dude was Buddy, a Golden Retriever that was totes sweet. I don't think he will be at the SPCA long--he might have gotten adopted today!


This cool dude is Willis, a friendly American Bulldog.

Willis is composed of 90% jowls.


And THIS dude was named Tucker, though my ma ape called him Jarvis Cocker. And she was totes smitten with him because he reminded her of ME.

Um, I don't see any resemblance. This guy is FAT.


And goofy looking. NO RESEMBLANCE.



And Oscar Big Red is still there. Still goofy.

Still sluttin' around with my ma ape. Like she needs an 70-pound lap dog! She already has two! (Plus a 50-pound and losing one).

A Country for Old Men (aka HAPPY BURPDAY JACKS!)

It has been a sad time so I wanted to have some happy news and there is some! Yesterday was my friend Jackson's Burpday! He is probably around 10 years old which means that he and I are in our prime! We just keep gettin' better with age.

Here's the burpday boy!


Have you ever seen a pair so handsome?


Here's to more years lounging, snacking, and being inappropriate with other dogs!


And may you have many more years sexually harassing my baby brudder!



Now Jackson, what do you say we hit a karaoke bar to celebrate? This could be us in spandex and sparkles!