What is my ma ape not telling me?

From watching this clip I can only conclude that either 1) Jon Stewart caught giardi-butt from my ma ape/Oscar or 2) Stephen Colbert is sending secret messages to her.



My ma ape is hoping it is the latter though she has not yet decoded the message.

Ain't No Bugs in Me!

We got back our poop tests from the vet. All clear. Which means that only ONE member of the family (out of five) escaped the giardia.

My ma ape finds this suspicious. As if perhaps someone engineered a Wally-resistant strain of giardia and planted it on the new guy to make him look like a germ bucket. Someone perhaps with a microbiologist GranNE.

My lips are sealed.

And drooling.

Spin Doctor

My ma ape says I am a fraud, a witchdoctor, a snake oil salesman, a quack! In spite of my TLC she felt like this all weekend:



And so she had to go to her vet and now she's being treated for GIARDIA. Ha! A reminder--who did NOT give her giardia?


I'm still a doctor--above all else, do no harm!