Monday, June 16, 2008

Spin Doctor

My ma ape says I am a fraud, a witchdoctor, a snake oil salesman, a quack! In spite of my TLC she felt like this all weekend:



And so she had to go to her vet and now she's being treated for GIARDIA. Ha! A reminder--who did NOT give her giardia?


I'm still a doctor--above all else, do no harm!

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17 Comments:

Blogger Peanut said...

Poor ma ape. Of course you would never harm her. Hey we got a package from you today. Will post about it tomorrow.

2:09 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Oh no!!! Your ma ape needs to stop kissing Ethel & Oscar and only kiss you...well only after she gets rid of that icky thing!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

2:59 PM  
Blogger Lenny said...

Maybe she drank the doggie water at the SPCA. Hope she feels better soon. Maybe that will make her think twice about leaving you to go play with those dogs.

Your friend, Lenny

3:24 PM  
Blogger Mango said...

Has your ma ape been drinking out of puddles again? Hope she gets better.

4:49 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

oof your poor human! I do not doubt your medical skills at all. I am thinking with your doctor status you could totally score us some leeches??

6:44 PM  
Anonymous tadpole said...

OMDOG - I just looked it up. WHOA:

Symptoms include loss of appetite, lethargy, fever, explosive diarrhea, hematuria (blood in urine), loose or watery stool, stomach cramps, upset stomach, projectile vomiting (uncommon), bloating, flatulence, and burping (often sulphurous).

Dude, maybe you better go on a vacation for a few days....

6:55 PM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

Oh, dear, you must use your bestest doctoring skillz on your poor dear ma ape. That disease is NO FUN. Oh that is just horrid. Although you might enjoy the flatulence part, we suppose. We will be sending her our best miracle whippet get better juju.

wags from the whippets

9:05 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Dr. Wally, If that is a true and actual representation of your ma ape, you best tell her to stop getting those silly lip injections. It just doesn't suit her. Especially if she is going to insist on being green. I hope beats that Giardia thing soon.

xo
SB

9:17 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

Giardia! I wonder which dog she was cheating with gave it to her. Kinda like a doggy STD me thinks :)
Ike

11:28 PM  
Blogger Simba said...

Giardia doesn't sound very nice.

Simba x

3:30 AM  
Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Your new bro came with a lot of extras!

Bussie Kissies
Buster

5:51 AM  
Blogger nm said...

Wallleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

I am so sorry for your ma ape. That does not sound like any fun. Be nice to her.

My nmom's colleague rescued three dogs from a kill shelter for her own mother's day present and one of them gave her giardia.

All the dogs got new homes though. Is she not the coolest person in the world?

Tell Oscar that germies like giardia are not very nice. Keep away from them all.

You want to come here and stay with me?

xo,

Ernesto

10:07 AM  
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11:21 AM  
Blogger Suki Sumo said...

Mom doesn't let me drink pond water. Maybe your mom should watch what she drinks too?

Or maybe it was those rotten tomatoes! Ooooh! Scary!

11:49 AM  
Blogger Suki Sumo said...

Oh, Pee.S. Mom made me add:

GET BETTER SOON, WALLYMOM!

11:50 AM  
Blogger Sancha said...

IsnĀ“t Joe Giardia the manager of the Yankees? I also associate the Yankees with stomach pain and headaches. Get well soon, Ms. Wally!

PS--Wally, I find that a little sensitive nursing pays off in SPADES when the human recovers.

1:30 PM  
Blogger Randi said...

Hey Dr. Wally T. Corgador...

I suggest you not sleep with this particular patient...seems shes contagious with the passing poopy disease..

Did she accidently roach in a poopy patch at the SPCA?

Tell her to check her back for poo before coming in the house...

Love & Licks,
Randi

5:14 PM  

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