Thursday, June 05, 2008

Home Sweet Home

The new dude got his surgery on Tuesday. He was a cryptorchid which does not mean that he had a flower growing inside of him. It did mean that he had TWO incisions--like a neuter AND a spay!

Here he is looking pathetic after being carried out to the car.


Here he is sleeping peacefully in his crate after being carried inside. THIS DID NOT LAST:


And here he is in his cone playing his favorite game of "spear the ma ape in the gut with the cone!"

He has to wear the cone all the time. Not necessarily because he is going after his sutures but because without it he goes BUCK WILD trying to play.

And here is an artist's rendering of my ma ape:

Yes, a one-year old dude has a lot of energy and doesn't appreciate being crated all day. He wants to play with my sissy constantly, screams if we get out of sight, and plows over anything and everything he can with his conehead. Our other ape is sick and can't help. So here is the count so far:

Number of times the new dude has knocked over the ma ape: 2
Number of times the new dude has pulled her over: 1
Number of bruises on my ma ape from the cone, falling, and other unfortunate accidents: at least two dozen
Number of times he has coned me or my sissy in the bum: 1,000,000,000,000,008
Approximate decibels of his screams: 2,000
Number of times I have decided to sing along with his screaming: Just one glorious duet.

Gus's mom suggested that we try applying alcohol directly to the ma ape. I might take her over to the corgi lounge.

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24 Comments:

Blogger nm said...

This is not making my ma ape want to get me a bruddar. Though we may help foster a coon hound/beagle mix named gigi.

A girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ernest

3:31 PM  
Anonymous tadpole said...

Oh my dog - you guys need to do MORE duets!!!!! And get it on video!

6:33 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

They say that a baby always changes your life. I guess you can see the logic to that statement at this time.

6:45 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

alcohol...lots of alcohol.


gussie

6:58 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

I hope Oscar feels better soon...and the Ma Ape too!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

7:35 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

daaaang haha sorry that I was totally laughing about that, hahaha. wow, sounds like the new dude is really stirring things up over there!!

7:49 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Maybe your ma ape needs to come hang with me. The martinis are flowing at my house and I'm pretty sure there aren't any coneheads kicking around.

xo
SB

P.S. I expect you will be accompanying your ape, of course.

9:00 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Wally
My Mommi agwees with Gussie alcohol judiciously applied might help...I'm so sowwy that you'we having all this twouble with the little dude, and that youw dad is sick..I will cwoss my paws that things wowk out..I'd love to heaw youw duet
smoochie kisses
ASTA and Mommi

9:32 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Hope he didn't hurt your Ma Ape with that cone. Hehehe! Hope he heals up soon. Poor baby!

Butt shakes,
Solid Gold Dancer

12:41 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

Allow extra room to get through doors with that cone. I nearly knocked myself out more then once.

Simba x

2:21 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

He sounds like the perfect play pal!

5:55 AM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

Hey! Our poem of the day was all about singing today! Maybe the Ol' Poke 'n Stick could prescribe some Valley Yumm for your Ma ape. Toss one of those in her pawgarita and she'll be singing along!

wags from the whippets

7:29 AM  
Blogger Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

The alcohol sounds like a good idea to us! We hope you all survive Oscar's cone! And we hope he heels up fast!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

9:23 AM  
Blogger Lenny said...

Maybe you should give Oscar the alcohol. That might slow him down a bit.

Your friend, Lenny

9:44 AM  
Blogger Lenny said...

Of course that might encourage more disoriented butt-jams with the cone. Maybe not a good idea.

9:45 AM  
Blogger Randi said...

Hey Wally Tamale....Is this new chap gonna live with you forever & ever? Or is he in a temp position till he finds his furever home? Anyway...Its fun seeing you & your sissy play with the little dude...& I'd LOVE to hear a duet...it would be heavenly...

Oh...make sure the alcohol is applied directly IN THE MOUTH OF THE MA APE...& not just to the skin..that would be wasteful.

Love & Licks,
Randi

12:31 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

WALLY!!!!!! Sorry for yelling, but there is a monkey stick in the window of the pet food store down the street. It is $39.99. I'm so excited that I can't hardly believe it. I have to get mom to take a picture of it. It's orange.

xo
SB

12:34 PM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

Gus's mom's suggestion is a very good one. i think applying alcohol directly to your ma ape will definately help a bunch.
Kaos

1:08 PM  
Blogger Poppy said...

You got a budder!!!??? How will you ever tell your sissy and your brudder apart? Maybe you should paint one of them orange.

Poppy

6:34 PM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

whoa, dude, sounds like there's a lot going on. Your ma ape definitely merits a drinkiepoo or two.

cheers
lola smiles

1:47 PM  
Blogger Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

Noshikitomikuariari, Chikatome, and Kiarikakami say we're not so fond of your code...

But we love the idea of the frantic play times once your new bro has healed up. We hope Wally doesn't get shut out. Isaac sometimes feels left out and wont play.

Your ma ape will get over it. :)

8:37 PM  
Blogger Jackson, Narra, & Tuchuck said...

Ha ha, the patented shepherd scream! :) Welcome to our world! Narra says excitement isn't exciting unless you can hear it. The human says that's fine, but make his neat.

JNT

11:39 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

Getting rammed by the stupid cone head has got to hurt. Hope the cone is gone soon.

Slobbers,
Mango

3:23 PM  
Blogger the Corgi Girls said...

Captain and Tenele style duet?! Simon and Garfunkel? ZZ top? Sunny and cher?

;o)
M & I

12:56 AM  

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