Worldly Corgadors

Look what we found on the front page of MSNBC (duh, of course we read the news every day)! In the front--it's a corgador! Prolly saving Afghanistan.

Wait a Minute!

After my ma ape came back from the dog park with Oscar Bean, Super Teen I took a peek at her pictures and look what I found!

My brudder is consorting with other short-leggers! It's one thing to hang out with the long leggers but a CORGI? Apparently he is the uncle of some of my other friends.

Just remember, stupid teen, this is a HALF a Wally.


Full Wally.

Dawn of the Dogs

On Sunday morning the sheps gather with their tennis balls and their smoky breath.

Not suspecting anything, they play their silly fetching games.




But in the distance, a storm is gathering.

CORGADOR SNEAK ATTACK!

When you least expect it.

The little man moves in on his prey!

Fast as lightning.

And he brings up the rear!

Graphic scenes blurred for the children.


And then the corgador busts up the fetchin' game.

Here's how you do it, fools!


Mission Accomplished!

When and where will the corgador strike next?

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?

It's ME! Only different.

Yes, this dog, Onyx, is quite handsome but is not ME. Can you believe it? He's a corgador for adoption in Maryland. I need it! He could join my dog/hairy ape alliance to overthrow the naked apes! I would raise him as my own!

And listen to his description:

Onyx is an adorable 11 month old Corgi mix with a sense of humor. He is playful and fun loving and thinks he is one of the big dogs! Neutered, housetrained, UTD on everything. Loves kids, dogs, and other pets.

Bonus Sunday Corgador!

It's rainy, it's miserable--what a better time to browse for new corgadors! This one is Zippy in Pottsville, PA.

Moo Moo is listed as a Newfie/Shepherd mix at a New Jersey puppy rescue. My ma ape speculates this is what I looked like as a wee one--complete with milk moustache.

Friday's Corgadors

Meet Zachary! He's actually a Sharporgi (or maybe a Porgi Bull Terror?) Cute, eh?

Look at these puppies! They used to be homeless in Alabama but now they're in New Jersey (poor, poor puppies--ha! Kidding!) and looking for new homes. My ma ape finds chunky legs/feet irresistible so someone please go adopt them before she can get her grubby paws on them and puts me on babysitting duty!

An Easter Corgador

Meet Cecil. He's a corgador in Arlington, VA. His legs are so short they're almost just feet! AWESOME!

friday's corgadors

I have been neglecting my fellow corgadors so to cheer myself up I thought I'd find some funny looking corgadors (broadly defined!) available on Petfinder! Don't forget to adopt them.

Meet Amelia.

She is a corgi/rottenweiler mix! Look how broad and short she is.
This is Zoro. She LOOKS like my sis and I had a baby but we didn't--you perverts!

corgador in time for my burpday!

all i want for my burpday is a mini-me!* all right, she's likely to be a maxi-me because she is listed as a newfie mix. her name is mallie (rhymes with wally!) and she would make a perfect burpday gift (hint hint, mawma!)

*ps. "all i want" is just a figure of speech. i still want things i can put in my mouth--food, bones, and fuzzies, please.

not my babies!

baby corgadors in yakima, washington (better known as possible birthplace of wally!) someone get these dashing young men a home!

baby corgador!

max-a-million is a corgador pup in west chester, pa. someone please adopt him quickly because SOMEONE has been eyeing him, especially since my friend buster is getting a new girl at his house and miss sunshade even has a stinky. i understand that we corgadors are irresistible as both puppies and old men so someone, please, before i have a new brother! here's his description:

Meet 'Max'-A-Million the wonder pup!
Poor Max got off to a ruff start in life. Lucky for him though, a good samaritan was approached by a homeless man who asked for help with his dog. He explained that he could not afford to feed the pup and begged her to take Max. The truth be told, Max is a butterball so it was the man who was not eating. The woman took Max as asked and contacted All Things Pawssible for help.
Max has now been bathed, has been to the Vet for a checkup, received his first shots and had a flea treatment. He is healthy and guessed to be 8-10 weeks old. He is currently 4.9 pounds and will probably be 40-45 pounds when full grown. He is a Corgi mix but the other part of the mix remains a mystery. Max is adorable, loving and healthy.

corgadors in need!

here's some more lovely corgadors from petfinder, available for adoption!

this lovely lady is daisy. she's just a baby corgador in western pa.



mr. ernie rocks the house in rockville, md. i can't believe he doesn't have a home yet! this description could be me!

Ernie is an endearing fellow with an improbable, one of a kind, delightful appearance. He is long backed and big-headed, and he trots about on sturdy and stocky legs. His eye contact is open, soft and honest; he is a nuzzler and a snuggler.

for your consideration....

here's today's corgador, ready for adoption! but, you say, this is a boo-dog in a bathtub! technically, yes, but he is an honorary corgador for today. why? because he needs a new home and his description on petfinder made my mawma all teary. (i didn't ask why she was looking on petfinder--and at boodogs--but she is a bit of a slut and will fall in love with any dog no matter how weird looking). so, some nice lady (he doesn't like boys) needs to adopt him:

Bubba is a 5 year old male bulldog in great health. Unfortunately, he has not had a very great life. He is fearful of men and can only be placed in an all-female household (no exceptions). We can only speculate what has happened to him since he can't speak english (how we wish he could)! We know he was tied to a porch for some time and he does not like being tied up or restrained. He is very good on a leash however. We also know that he has been in few homes in his lifetime, so we want his next home to be the last. Bubba is very sweet, loving and affectionate but has shown signs of fear aggression when being reprimanded by men. He is going to need a very dedicated and loving new home that is willing to work with an animal behaviorist to ensure that he and his new owner can understand each other's communications. He needs someone with time and patience who is willing to grow the bonds of love and trust. He needs to be secure in knowing that he will not be hurt again. He gets along with other animals just fine, but we prefer he be the only dog in the home. He also seems to like children, but because of the fact that he needs to be handled with care, he will not be placed in a home with children. He has a lot to offer - he gives kisses and hugs, and is learning to play with toys. He LOVES to go in the car for trips to the pet store or the park. He's very physically fit and active (you might think he's much younger than 5). Do you have the home this sweet boy needs? A forever home? If so, please fill out an application and learn about our rescue group at heavensentbulldogrescue.com. Bubba's adoption will be limited to the NJ/PA/NY area. Please visit http://www.heavensentbulldogrescue.com to complete an application, and send it to us at hsrescue@aol.com.