My ma ape said I should not brag about all my giftables in ONE POST because it looks DECADENT! So I will give you just a bit at a time, starting with the best bit! Look at the star leading the wise men to bring gifts to a special wee lad! (Or it is the sun. Wevs. We all know time around here is divided into B.W. and LHMBOW--before Wally and Life Has Meaning Because of Wally)
My ma ape wanted to get me something special for my meatable eatables and so she got me a LAMB BUTT:
My brudder usually eats in his crate so as soon as he saw the BUTT he went and ran in his crate ready for action:
My ma ape had to chop it up and we had a big pile of the meatables!
We not only got special lambuttables but we got fed by hand:
Lambutt for peppy sheppys.
Lambutt for the Wally!
My ma ape even sustained injuries! And, just for the record, WE did not inflict the wound. The ma ape had a hard time getting the meats off the bones and we nearly had raw meaty ma ape!
Here's the ape food. The other ape had ham-ables and the ma ape had wheat "meatables" and then they had root vegetables with balsamic/maple glaze and some cherry/walnut stuffing and pumpkin bisque soups. I think our din dins were better. Most def bloodier!
Merry Christmas, buds! I hope you all had a holiday as wonderful as a pile of butt!
Labels: BARF, christmas, ethel, food, oscar, raw, Wally
But he sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows if you've been bad.
Or badder.
