Bad Santa!

No nice, only naughty for this Santa! Edgrr was shivering this morning so the ma ape got him a sweater. What happened next was documented in horrifying detail by the Other Ape with the Fancy Camera. Do not let your children see this. It is worse than finding out that Santa isn't real.

He looks sweet and innocent.

But he sees you when you're sleeping.

He knows when you're awake.

He knows if you've been bad.

Or badder.

And he will eat you like a steak.