Wally's Wild Weekend!

It was a busy weekend in the Wally household. It was supposed to be the FIRST Hoosker game on the teevee so I got all in my gear, invited over some friends (with human pups! I do love the human pups) and got ready for the game.

And football is great because it always means a great spread of snacks! (Including Vodka, thank you Alice for your blue bottle vodka and your great lawn for napping.) But then the Nebraska game WAS NOT ON so they could show the UW/USC game? WTF!

I was all, who wants to watch UW? They never win nothin'! And I should know cuz I live with UW alumni! And I'm from Washington. But then....

They CRUSHED the University of Spoiled Children! Haha! And it turned out ok because they apes could watch the game on the Internets. And, more importantly, I could eat snacks! (PS Note Ethel has her bone AND Oscar's. Haha!)

We dogaboos were supposed to stay on the porch because my brudder can be MEAN to new peeps and we didn't want him scaring the little human pups (3 years and 7 months).

But I got to come inside because I'm nice and I don't bark (Oscar) or knock people over with enthusiasm (Ethel.) I am listening with rapt attention to my guest Reynolds who used to live in Nebraska and knows all about the Cornhuskers. And he and I shared some HBO words.


Because, as you can see, the refereeing was shocking and appalling.

And, as my sad eyes broadcast, I am saddened by the Huskers' ONE POINT loss. So sad.

Even Oscar was totally bummed.


I could barely contain my sadness. I am snuggling here with a white gorilla (from Grammie) in his Huskers tee.


Oscar and I were so sad we snuggled together. But I gave one of the human pups one of my apes (of the hairy, toy sort, not my naked ape) and felt better because she named him Mr. Boo and will take good care of him. She also less likely to get drool all over him and pull all his stuffing out. All's well that ends well.

Plus, it's hard to stay sad when you're this handsome.

This week there will be no SPCA Saturday because there is an SPCA Saturday AND Sunday. Oh yes, my ma ape is a trollop of the highest order and has only been encouraged in her loose ways by the whippet waggle's Patience who gave her award! So now I have to give her the award on my blog AND show evidence of her straying. I am a cuckolded dog.

WE WON WE WON WE WON!

We WON! And my Boy Named Suh who intercepted a ball for a TD against Colorado blocked a field goal in this one! SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH! Now I'm going to kill this stuffy in celebration!

Here's some artsy killin'. Cuz it's in black and white.

HOOOOOOOOOSKERS!

Happy NU Year!

It is New Year's Day which means it is time for the GATOR BOWL and some CORNHUSKER FOOTBALL! This year they are playing the Clemson Tigers which means we need to have some TIGER BONES to get in good Tiger stompin' form!


Oh I'm so nervous I can't even watch!

Nom nom! Chewing on tiger bones is GREAT for the nerves.


My ma ape has got on her lucky red dot socks.

And Oscar Bean is pretending he's Wally and wearing MY jersey!


He is new to Husker football so I'll let it go. He needs to learn the ways of the Husker!

And if things go south I've got a growler of Yellow Snow Ale to sooth my woes.

Do you see the dog on the bottle? He looks like ME!


Ok. Still 0-0 but I'm most excited about the guy in a Corn outfit in the crowd.

Husker Suh!

We're watching the MOST IMPORTANT game this year--Nebraska Hooskers vs. Colorado Stinky Buffa-lows!

My sissy is a little excited!


This morning we went to the field and we practiced blowing raspberries at Buffa-lows.

Sissy is good at it.


Oscar Bean, uh, doesn't quite get it.


And then we got to have us some BUFFALO BONES!

I had some buds to help me chew on mine. (Incidentally these apes look an awful lot like my naked apes.)

And with 1:30 left the Nebraska QB was SACKED taking them out of field goal range OR SO IT SEEMED! And then the Hooskers tried a 57-yard field goal it was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! I nearly passed out from the nerves!


And then the Buffaloes threw a pass and a defensive Boy named Suh INTERCEPTED it and RAN IT BACK for a TD! WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN!

Everybody ROACH FOR JOY!

Why yes, I AM ready for some football

It is the greatest time of the year. CORNHUSKER FOOTBALL SEASON. I am so ready for the football season and all the snacks it entails.

I got to bust out my new football collar. (And look Sophie--Roughriders colors!)

And I had to get out my jersey:

And I have to teach my baby brudder about the football. Wally & Hooskers--number one! All you need to know!


It's going to be an exciting year--the Hooskers have a new coach named BOPELINI (on the left) and his brother Carl. And they look like this! Tuff! No wonder we won our first game 47-21!

I am investigating the possibility that the Pelini brothers are the long lost twin brothers of Peter Stormare who was in one of my favoritest movies-- Fargo:


So look out, opponents--Bo will put you in the WOODCHIPPER (doncha know).