Tongues are Wagging.

I've been quiet lately. I've been working on some important things. Like my tongue callisthenics.

To the right!


To the left!


And con-cen-trate! Over the nose!

A Letter to the Cornhuskers

Dear Huskers,

You all know that I am a football fan. And, in particular, I am a Cornhusker. And here is the face of a disappointed dog.

You lost. And you didn't just lose. You lost 76 to 39. To KANSAS. Now, no offense to Kansas but that is more points than Kansas scored in the entire decade of the 80s against the Huskers! (Ah, I remember it well).

So here is my yell-y coach face.


DUDES! You're embarrassing me! It's quite hard for me to trash talk when you are are stinking worse than my sissy's bum after a meal of pork and beans! So let's GET IT IN GEAR! You have TWO GAMES left. One against some goddamn wildcats and another against the Bail-postin' Buffaloes. WIN ONE FOR THE NIPPER! (I just gave myself that nickname because I nip things to herd them. Get it?)

Smoocheroonies,

Wally.

PS. I'm still available for that coaching job. But don't take too long. I hear the Philadelphia Eagles might be drawing up an offer for me, too.

Wally's! Wild! Weekend!

One of my apes was out of town this weekend which means we got to cut loose and have some FUN! Like my ma ape's favorite wild and crazy weekend fun--going to bed early! I also played "America's Next Top Wally."

I won.

I played with my sissy. Hey sissy! Put your tongue away!


I have to herd her so she knows what to do.

And I have to give her pointers on the fetching.

Hey! Wait for me!

For fun, pretend that I am running across the field for a warm embrace.


closer.
Closer!

Pucker up, I'm here!

The pictures are kinda fuzzy because it was BRIGHT out. And also, I guess it is hard to operate a Chuckit AND a camera. And poop bags.


My sissy practiced some levitating.

Been caught roachin'!


A close-up of my lovely mug!

Goin' to the Chapel!

My pal Ike got HITCHED today to his lovely lady Martha. The color was PINK which is great because I look totally hot in pink.



Congratulations Ike and Martha!