The Poop Scoop!

I just came across this story about corgis at the Queen's garden party. I'm still not sure I understand the whole royalty thing but this Queen lady sounds ok in my book.

Guests at a Buckingham Palace garden party were wrinkling their noses at the Queen's corgis last night after stepping into something nasty.

Scores of people at the world famous invitation-only bash were astonished to find an unpleasant extra on the bottom of their shoes.

I'd like to think perhaps the corgis were engaging in a bit of class warfare against snooty magoos who don't think dogs belong at garden parties. Which obviously they do, as guests of honor.

"These parties are the chance for the great and good to meet the Monarchy but she will not budge when it comes to having the corgis involved.

"If Her Majesty feels they should have a walkabout then they shall - but obviously in this case they left a bit of a trail."

Though I have to say it sounds like these dogs have it pretty good.

"She feeds them titbits from the table and mixes up cooked meats, biscuits and gravy every teatime which she puts in silver bowls for them."

Teatime!! Is there a meal opportunity I have been missing?? I am part British, I most def need to indulge in this teatime!

Hey! Queen Liz!

The Queen is in the States had has not requested an audience with The Wally??!? What's up with that? Well, since I am sure she is an avid reader of my blog I wanted to share the following:

1) Did you bring the corgis? And if so--let my people go! We're dogs of the people. And while we are appropriately overlords of the ape world it is because of our amazing intelligence and talent and not because we belong to a (slightly inbred) bloodline.

2) I see you are being escorted by the Cheneys. Whatever you do DON'T GO HUNTING.

3. How did you come to the U.S. without giving a lift to my pal Marvin who has been working hard to get to Kansas to join the Army of Four. Aren't you there to serve your people??? I know he is a proud Scottish lad but you do your share of squatting in the Scottish countryside--give a dog a break!