Friday, May 04, 2007

Hey! Queen Liz!

The Queen
is in the States had has not requested an audience with The Wally??!? What's up with that? Well, since I am sure she is an avid reader of my blog I wanted to share the following:

1) Did you bring the corgis? And if so--let my people go! We're dogs of the people. And while we are appropriately overlords of the ape world it is because of our amazing intelligence and talent and not because we belong to a (slightly inbred) bloodline.

2) I see you are being escorted by the Cheneys. Whatever you do DON'T GO HUNTING.

3. How did you come to the U.S. without giving a lift to my pal Marvin who has been working hard to get to Kansas to join the Army of Four. Aren't you there to serve your people??? I know he is a proud Scottish lad but you do your share of squatting in the Scottish countryside--give a dog a break!

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Blogger Peanut said...

oh haha wally you really let the queen have it with that last question. She should have given marvin a lift.

11:43 AM  
Blogger Katherine and Pippa, said...

I bet she reads your blog too - it's a lot more interesting than some of the other stuff going on in the Uk.

Off to read about Marvin now, he looks cool.

1:58 PM  
Blogger Tadpole said...

HAAA!!! I sure hope she's reading this!!!

3:12 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Hey! That's my queen! What are you doing with her? How come she didn't come to see me?

3:40 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

And guess what Wally! She's got labs too.

3:41 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

ya what a Royal Bi$%^ for not giving poor marvin a lift!!

6:38 PM  
Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Hmmm Walls, perhaps the queen had you specially bred from her labs and corgis...You could be royal!

Bussie Kissies

6:39 PM  
Blogger Billy said...

Wally you make some good points there! Surely she could have helped Marvin over! Naughty Queen!

Hugs from Billy Boo:)

6:39 PM  

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