Dog Show!

My apes went to a dog show this weekend, just to browse. My ma ape is a bit of slut. She'll pet and coo over any dog. No dignity at all. She showed me some of the pictures (and assured me that I'm still the prettiest).

Here's a greyhound hangin' out with the greyhound rescues. She thought my sissy might like him because he was hella tall and skinny. I told her to shut it--my sissy is one man woman and that man is MaxyV (though, truth be told, she actually is totally devoted to the Cult of the Tennis Ball.)


Look! Someone put these corgis in jail. They must have been naughty.


And look! Labs in jail! I wonder what they did? It may have involved the corgis (and making CORGADORS). At least I hope so.


And my ma ape took a picture of this which she thought was funny--the international canine semen bank. There were dogs outside waiting--for deposits or withdrawals I don't know. I don't even wanna know... (Actually I do. And I bet there's a website somewhere that will show you for $9.95/hour.)


These pictures are all well and good but I suspect my ma ape is hiding something. There has been some whispering "NeoMastiffBigWrinklyDogDroolyJowlsBigFeet" I'm worried. My ma ape has been pining for a dog she saw in rescue and I'm afraid that seeing one of these beasts at the show has made her intolerably whiny about it. I know there's incriminating evidence SOMEwhere.