Double Vision

SPCA Saturday--Please send help

It was a busy week at the SPCA this week and so many of my ma ape's favorites were adopted like Diamond the puppy, Chelsea the Lady and Lizzie Tizzie, Ethel Impersonator (Diamond + Lizzy= Willie and Othol!) Bye Lizzie!

Also a pug named Stewie, the Boston Terrierist, And Rah Rah got adopted! And this dude who came in on Thursday:

So my ma ape took pictures of new dudes like Cody Pit:

He is very very happy:

And THIS dude is Oscar:

He has a big head. And he thinks he is a lap dog.


This lady is Miley, aka Hannah Nebraska (because she is red and white, get it!)


She's a real hoot and liked sitting on my ma ape.

Wait a minute. That's not the SPCA. THAT'S MY YARD:

And that's not Ethel who is here with her white toes:


Um, dudes. We have a problem:

Hedgie Autopsy

The ma ape was gone too long yesterday at "work." Which can only mean one thing--a stuffy must die. My ma ape tries to put up the easily dissected ones and the ones I don't like as much because I'm more likely to attack them.

She came home yesterday to find stuffy innards strewn about the house. She was confused. The stuffies looked fine including my favorite stuffy, Pastel Hedgie. See, he looks fine!


But then she flipped him over! Someone did a perfect buttectomy on him--opening him up at the rear in order to pull out the squeaker before flipping him back over to hide the evidence. Look at the surgical precision!


I have to inspect. Gosh, who could have possibly done this? Clearly only a genius could conceive of and carry out such a perfect crime.


I blame the big ass! Who do YOU think did it?