About a Boy

Ethel writes AGAIN!  My brudders were quite mad that I got MY OWN BLOG POST with my OWN THEME SONG.  So I promised them I would make a PHOTO ESSAY about my brudders along with their very own THEME SONG.  Here it goes!

Ethel STILL ROOLS. Boys STILL DROOL (seriously, look at Oscar's froth!)

Boys Drool (Ethel ROOOLS)

This is ETHEL and I am SO OVER the testosteroney baloney at my house. TOO MANY BOY COOTIES. I shall demonstrate.

Boys eat like filthy messy uncouth hogs like this:

Or this.

Girls eat all civilized-like.

Boys play dumb foolish games like this.

And do foolish macho poses like this.

Girls do awesome feats of athletic prowess like this.

Wouldn't YOU rather be a girl? This is why I will be enjoying some MARCH MADNESS but not stupid boys but GIRLS!! Because the Nebraska Cornhuskers are seeded #1 in the Midwest bracket of their tourney! GO BIG RED! We'll show those boys a thing or two about b-ball!