Saturday, March 20, 2010

Boys Drool (Ethel ROOOLS)

This is ETHEL and I am SO OVER the testosteroney baloney at my house. TOO MANY BOY COOTIES. I shall demonstrate.

Boys eat like filthy messy uncouth hogs like this:

Or this.

Girls eat all civilized-like.

Boys play dumb foolish games like this.

And do foolish macho poses like this.

Girls do awesome feats of athletic prowess like this.

Wouldn't YOU rather be a girl? This is why I will be enjoying some MARCH MADNESS but not stupid boys but GIRLS!! Because the Nebraska Cornhuskers are seeded #1 in the Midwest bracket of their tourney! GO BIG RED! We'll show those boys a thing or two about b-ball!

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Blogger Mango said...

Miss Ethel, please, I think you protest too much. I bet you secretly like watching us studly pups drool and wrestle. Heck, I know it feels good to do it. Maybe you need to cut loose.


7:50 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Miss Ethel!

Girls Rule
Boys Drool

Teke Toy

to MANGO I say pffffft

8:06 AM  
Blogger Jake of Florida said...

Uh, sorry Ms. Ethel -- we are boys and we do not drool.

Shame, shame, disparaging a whole population like that just because of a few drooling relatives.

We do, however, admire your pawsonal athletic prowess.

Wirey love,

Jake and Just Harry

9:42 AM  
Blogger Kari in WeHo said...

there is a reason why the boy dog was the last to join our family!

9:55 AM  
OpenID mayziegal said...

Ethel, do you wants to know my dirty little secret? I drool waaaaay more than Brudder Ranger does. Do you thinks there's a support group for this? Girl Droolers Anonymous?

Wiggles & Wags,

10:42 AM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

come on Ethel, boys are cool too! Maybe you need to have a Dogfish Head and relax a bit!!!

11:11 AM  
Blogger Pippa said...

Ethel you always rule for me, and always have done.

Pippa (secret drools xx)

11:43 AM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

I hear ya Ethel - me and the boys never click! Dumb, dumb, boys! :)

11:48 AM  
Blogger Asta said...

You fowgot how boys stinck up the house, hehehe and make woode noises. but i love them anyway..can't help myself
you suwe awe gwaceful and athletic
smoochie kisses

1:48 PM  
Blogger Mack and Sally Ann said...

You are right, Girls rule, and Boys Drool.
Sally Ann

1:55 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo got it Sista!

Khyra & Khousin Merdie

3:53 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

That looks like fun!
Pee S - don't make out with your bro, otis!

6:44 PM  
Blogger Sancha said...

Preaching to the choir, sister.
If you can get to NY, you are invited to come over and discuss feelings and watch romantic comedies any time.

10:53 PM  

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