Boys Drool (Ethel ROOOLS)
This is ETHEL and I am SO OVER the testosteroney baloney at my house. TOO MANY BOY COOTIES. I shall demonstrate.
Boys eat like filthy messy uncouth hogs like this:
Girls eat all civilized-like.
Boys play dumb foolish games like this.
And do foolish macho poses like this.
Girls do awesome feats of athletic prowess like this.
Wouldn't YOU rather be a girl? This is why I will be enjoying some MARCH MADNESS but not stupid boys but GIRLS!! Because the Nebraska Cornhuskers are seeded #1 in the Midwest bracket of their tourney! GO BIG RED! We'll show those boys a thing or two about b-ball!