Wally's Randay!

Today is Randay! It's the day where Randay gets to do whatever she wants and what she wants is for ME to do whatever I want. I really needed a good day because yesterday my ma ape had to WORK and she left us alone and then the apes went out for sushi and they were gone forEVER because the car broke. I was mad even though it was the car's fault because, really, they should have taken me for sushi.

But the apes made it up to me! First, JApe brought me a new MONKEY STICK! LOOK! It's orang-a-stick!



And--get this--it's like three feet tall! That's as tall as my ma ape, I think! And Orang-a-stick has a HUUUUGE honker so I'll be able to wake up the apes.


Then we got to go to the field where sissy caught a bald eagle!


Just kidding! She did find this feather, though.

I did some doga. This is upward facing dog--how's my form, granny?


And then a little neck twist.

And again! With tail twist!


And then with my doga super meditation mind I levitated my sissy! Look!


Ahhh...then a little corpse pose. Even my jowls are relaxing.


Yup, we played and played until I puked (true story!)


Ah.....what a day.

Hey! It's RANDAY!

Sundays are Randays--in honor of my friend Randi so that means I get to do whatever I want. My ma ape says it actually means that Randi gets to do whatever SHE wants and thus, I have to do what Randi wants!

So here are some pictures in Randi's honor (um, some of them my selections because I know Randi would want me to be happy!).

Randi asked for more Ethel pictures so here she is with my green weenie watching the Phillies, probably grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory again:


Here's me and my sissy playing footie. Look at the blobs of hair she leaves around! And the apes just Dysoned the joint!


And, of course, a little of the Big Ass. I was a little self-conscious cuz you can see the grey in my tail.


And here I am sleeping off a post-footie hangover!


Happy Randay! Tomorrow we get an extra Randay because it is LABOR DAY! Which means NO LABOR! Whew, I can finally take a day off from my grueling schedule.