Weekend Stupor!

It was already a busy week, what with my surgery on Monday and the my self-performed stitch removal on Thursday. And then with the Stupor Bowl and the Stupor Bowl parties it has been one busy weekend! Thanks to Joe and Gus for being GREAT hosts! (And thanks for letting me bathe in the hot dog water. I smell HOT!)

My sissy has been so excited for the game.

I tried to explain to her that REAL footballs are not covered in tennis ball fuzz nor do they squeak but she didn't really care.


But then my sissy is not the brightest bulb in the socket. She's still trying to figure out how this squirrel swallowed a tennis ball. And why it never runs away:


I've been curious about this Tom Brady fellow. Everyone says he is SOOOO handsome but surely he can't top this. (Also--I hear he dates a Gazelle. I'm sure she's got nothin' on my Sam. Or Randi. Or Sophie. They'd make her look like a CAT.)


Since it is a football game I have to be all testosteroney (this is what I have learned from Under Armor ads). So I've been working on my tuffness by attacking my cow. She moooooooos.


Do I look as tuff as a linebacker? What if I grunt?



Since my sissy and I were tied up with our social obligations my ma ape decided to do a little cooking. She made some sort of pie.


But it was a savory pie! Kasha/Kraut pie with Phyllo Dough and Dill/Horseradish Sour "Cream." Oh sounds tasty. And it was! (Tastier than these pictures would let on anyway).


And my ma ape was inspired by Gus's Mexican buffet that she decided to make her own. She made Wally Tamales (spicy!) and Yuca and Vegetable Etheldillas. I love Dogamole so I was glad she made that, too.


It was so tasty and I'm so full that I might just roll into bed.


(As an Eagles fan I never thought I'd say this but Go Giants!)

Ready for the Weekend.

It's Friday. I'm sharpening my teeth with a little bully stick in anticipation of the weekend. I like to chew with my stuffies, to keep them on their toes. I know where your squeakies are and I know how to get them.

Bring on the weekend!

A Random Assortment of Funny Pictures

Here is a Monday pick-me-up of funny pictures from our weekend.


Bam! Look! My sissy just plowed me over! (Actually I'm just getting up from a nice roll in something. Probably something stinky and gross).


In the spirit of Nanook, here is some floofer flingin', Wally style!


And here my big ass watches me stretch out my green wiener! The ape thinks it's even funnier when the ape at the other end lets go and the wiener dog's butt springs back to hit me in the face and I fall over. I'm not amused!