Turkey Day Preparations!

My sissy and I have to get ready for one of my FAVORITE pawlidays--TURKEY DAY! It is a great holiday because it combines two of my favorite things--gorging and football.

To work up an appetite we had to go play in the outside! Look at the pretty trees.


I had to boss around my sissy. That always makes me hungry.


Here I am telling her a secret--the secret of Thanksgiving. (Mmmm. Fooooood).


And then we both got alien eyes.


And then last night we had a warm-up to exercise our jaws--SNOOOOOZLES. Tasty tasty pig snacks. If you can see next to my sissy, she is chewing her snoozle next to my pig squeakie to honor the pig who gave its nose for us.


Our snoozles were small and so I told my ma ape it was probably from baby pigs--like Babe. And that made my ma ape all sad so I tried to make her feel better by saying "That'll do, pig, that'll do." to my snoozle. That didn't work. I sure felt good, though.


And then I heard about this wonderful thing called a Turducken which I can only imagine is either the result of a genetic experiment gone horribly right or is a turkey who swallowed a duck who swallowed a chicken. So I asked for one and my ma ape made a horrible face. But she DID get us one of our FAVORITES for breakfastables--QUAIL! And she stuffed them with rabbit moosh. So we had Quabbit!

Look--they look like teeny tiny turkies!


Mmmm. I approve!


I can't wait to see what other snackables will come our way. Happy Turkey Day my friends! Please gorge yourself with wonderful, wonderful snacks.