How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

Since she has been home for the pawlidays, my ma ape has discovered that my sissy has a favorite spot to hang out during the day, in the windowseat! Our neighbor has told my ma ape about it and how my sissy is a most effective alarm system but she had not seen it until recently. See?

My ape does not yet know that we are running a Red Couch District not unlike the Red Light District in Hamsterdam:

We are renting out my sissy by the hour and I am certain that with her long, lithe legs she will be much in demand. She is available for tennis ball fetching, sheppy wrestling, and squirrel chasing. I am confident she will do a better job at any and all of these things than the ladies in the windows. They couldn't even remember to put all their clothes on!

Ethel Blogs! Sisters Rule! Brudders Drool!

ETHEL IN THE HOUSE! Guess what I read TODAY in the NEWSPAPERS by which I mean the ONLINE MACHINE? Sisters are the greaterest! But don't take my word for it (though you could because I am a SISTER and we are AWESOME!), read about it: "Having a Sister Makes you Happier and Makes the Family Bond" This is totes TRUE! See HOW WE BOND!

Here's what SCIENCE sez:

Having a sister is good for your health, according to scientists.
Those of us who grow up with at least one sister tend to be happier and more balanced than those who have only brothers.
It is thought that girls get families talking, helping them to bond and encouraging members to reach their full potential.

Here I am helping my brudder fulfill his potential by NOT TOUCHING MY BALLLLLLLL!

Here is SISSY #1 just being AWESOME! Sister is doing it for herself!


And here is a SONG FOR ME about how AWESOME it is to be a SISTER!