A little nip/tuck

This is an angry dog.

I heard the ma ape on the phone this morning. Talking to Dr. Teti (who we used to think was Dr. Teddy. But he is not actually a bear, I guess). He's my vet. And I'm going under the knife on Monday. I have a little lump on my shoulder that he's going to remove. Don't believe the pooperazzi when they try to tell you that I've had a tummy tuck, botox, butt implants, a nose job, and a face lift. Totally untrue. While I am feeling a little aged with my five year adoption anniversary coming up I know that I, like fine wine or a stinky fish carcass, only grow better with age.