Barking Mad!

Everydog and their ape has sent me this article Animal Pharm from the New York Times Magazine about pharmaceuticals for pets. Do you all think I'm crazy? (Don't answer that GranNE).

OK, I took pupzac back in 03 when I had that little bout with separation anxiety that led me to break out of the house several times in search of the ma ape. All the Pupzac did was make me pee a lot. Turns out all I needed was another dog in the house.

Anyway, to cut to the chase of the article--it says that yes, we animals DO go barking mad. And who drives us there? YOU NAKED APES.

All work and no play makes Wally a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Wally a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Wally a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Wally a dull boy.

The Lion Tamer

I live with a ferocious beast. I must match her, fighting ferociousness with ferociousness.


Her madness knows no bounds.


When the beast within her stirs...


There is only one thing that can stop her.


Singing along to ABBA on the iPawd! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Some snacks after midnight!

Friday the 13th: Freaky Dog Edition

Warning, these photos may be terrifying to children, goddamn cats and those with weak stomaches. If you have a pacemaker, avert your eyes!

The Tongue Monster. She vants to sit in your lap!


The Roach. He will wiggle his way into your heart. And then eat it! Bwahaha!


Hey--be sure to get my good side.



Which is scarier? The dog eating the face or the ma ape's face?