Sunday, June 24, 2007

Slipping Some Tongue

My sissy has a very undignified tongue. It is always flopping around the place like she's got a flounder in her mouth.


Even when she's just sitting still it flops out and makes her look, well, doofus-y. Now, the problem is not the tongue per se, but in how she is using it. I thought she could use a lesson in proper tongue wagging.


Here is Ike, the master of The Tongue. He demonstrates his patented push-out tongue maneuver. See the way he becomes one with the protruding tongue? He owns the tongue, not the tongue owning him.


Tofu Burger here demonstrates a gentle downward facing tongue, a difficult move achievable only by a true tongue master.


And Wally, with a swift but controlled curl upward.


Ethel, get your tongue sorted!

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