The Good Cook

My pal Joe Stains has a ma who can cook like nobody's business. I've seen and drooled over her blog and her mad cooking skills for Joe and his Bro.

So I decided that my ma ape needs to cook more but the problem is that she does not eatable the meatables! So I got her a new cookbook. Even though she already has 200. And even though by "I got" I mean I pestered the other ape to get her this book that sounds like a cross between animal-free eating and devil worship:


While I do love the meatables I ALSO love the greenables so I looked through her book and helped her pick out some recipes. Nori rolls please!


Mmmmm..chickpea cutlets!


Since it was FOOTBALL DAY my ma ape decided to make tasty snacks so she made Chili Non Queso and Cutlets and Red Pepper Bean Dip and COCONUT PIE. And I can vouch for them all. But she forgot to take pictures which is ok because her food always looks like A** in pictures. And, also, like a good vegan, she fed us BUFFALO BONES for dinner. Awesome! I didn't even notice the apes not enjoying the football.

And someone stole our snow (I DIDN'T EAT IT ALL, ETHEL!) it is cold and I don't know what the point is of being cold without snow.

More coconut pie and snow, please.