Suitcase Sadness.

The ape has gotten out the suitcase, started packing her things.  That prompts many feelings. 

 Sadness.

Fear.

 Reflection.

 Walking upright.

Unmitigated rage.

Drunkenness.

More drunkenness.

Passed out drunkenness.  Yes, she is leaving us for a con-fur-ence. BOO!  We have been going through her luggage for clues.

WHERE IS SHE GOING?

Ichiro is all right

I know my pal Peanut, a fellow Moaner fan, will agree with me when I say Ichiro RULES. He plays for the Seattle Moaners and recently signed a 5-year deal to stay in Seattle. His primary advisor? His dog Ikky, of course. Quoth the Ichiro:

"He said, 'Woof, woof, woof,' which meant, 'Stay, stay, stay,' " Suzuki told reporters in Japanese. "Of course, I listened."

my kinda place!

the washington state legislature is considering a bill to allow dogs in bars! what a great idea--especially if we get to sit at the bar and order paw-tails and bar snacks (i once ate a whole jar of beer nuts. mmmmmm.) this leaves me with a conundrum--should i move back to seattle or move to scotland where my pal marvin gets to go to the pub? that's a tough one.