Big Love

Look! It's my ma ape. Oh I'm only kidding. It's Jessica the Hippo. But she has much in common with my ma ape.



Both of them drink 20 liters of coffee per day.


Both of them love puppies.

And if she could choose anyone to narrate her life, it would be John Waters.

Too busy my rear

My ma ape says she is very busy but in fact she has been involved in mayhem and foolishness. Just today she was mooning over something she found on the internets.


She thinks it looks like me as a wee ickle puppy. Tell her--no baby Wallies. Old men rule, babies drool! (And yes, sometimes old men drool, too. That is neither here nor there. Though I am here, he is there. And that is all that matters.)