Trouble is Our Middle Name

This is Ethel's "Bad Girl" position indicating naughtiness has transpired. There was an incident this afternoon. She had an accomplice. (I don't know why my picture is here as I am so obvs innocent of all charges).

After 5 years of trying with all her might to do it, she finally got a squirrel (artist's rendering, actual death scene much more gory, much less Anna Nicole Smith-y):

And our ape looked like this (disturbingly accurate artist's rendering):

Yup, we're in deep deep trouble.

We are seeking legal counsel. Will trade one Otis for representation.