A Report of Abandonment!

Our ma ape is going away AGAIN! But this time not all the way to Nebraska. She is going to DEE CEE for a few days. And we were all, "But ma ape your favoritest person was there LAST weekend!"

And made an angry face and wouldn't give us snacks. Well, we asked her to say hi to our bestie.

Don't worry, ma ape! We'll have everything under control!

More Clues

Our ape is leaving tomorrow. We are investigating the destination. This time it is not the demon San Francisco. Here's what we know.

It is a place with Freudian overtones:

And the last time the ape was there for any considerable period of time, she was an INTERN (non-WH) and THIS was in the news. (Apparently our ape is so old they didn't even have COLOR when she was in college).


Apparently these guys live there. Not sure who the stiff in the suit is but that's BO OBAMA!


We're really puzzled as to why she would want to leave behind such beautiful, well-behaved and sweet little dogs:


We think we should get to go along, too. We're going to try to get reservations at this Bed & Breakfast run by Bo.

Abandoned AGAIN So Soon?

Bags are being packed for a supposed con-fur-ence on Thursday. Clues have been left as to the ape's destination.