Help! Help!

I was going to show you how to catch birds like THIS (see previous post for explanation):

But then I went in the back yard and it is more like THIS:


Oh my dog angry bird convention! Seriously the birds are all in the back yard hooting and hollering and when we go outside they get all angry! HELP HELP!

Also looking for that picture I got distracted because I found out there is a Hitchcock Barbie which made me laugh. See?Now I have to go bite my ma ape because she says I look like Alfred Hitchcock but I don't know what she is talking about.

I'm not seeing it.