What is UP?

My ma ape has not taken a picture of me in, like, two days. I don't know what her deal is. So here is a rodent with gigantic ears.




This is how lame my blogging will be until my ma ape gets off her keister and takes some pictures of me. I've had nothing to do but watch the Democrats be SO MEAN to one another in the debates in South Carolina. And I might be cranky if I had to be in South Carolina. Just kidding. I bet it's warmer than here. My prediction is that Ernest will win South Carolina by 15 points. He's doing well with the Dogocrats. And Giuliani will get third in Florida and say that is exactly what he meant to do.

Seriously, ma ape, get to work so that I can blog about important things. Namely, ME.