I am the MOST LOVEREST!

HI! I'm ETHEL and I LOVE TENNIS BALLS! SeconDARily I love BOYFRIENDS. Look what MAXY WROTE FOR ME!

You are the beautiful color in my soul,
The music that resounds in my heart,
The kibble that fills my bowl,
The self of my heart from which I cannot part.

No one's haunches are more lucious,
No one's ball drive is more driven,
No one's smile is more capricious,
No one's love for which I'm more striven.

Be mine this valentine...

Thy own Maxey

MY BROTHER said that MAXY is superduper smartalicious for rhyming luscious and capricious! I don't EVEN KNOW! I only KNOW that it makes my HEART go pitter-patter, but not all JACKED UP pit-pit-pit-pitterpatter like WALLY who has an ARRHYTHMIC HEART cuz it CAN'T DANcE!

And my Gibraltar Gentleman Pippa made THIS


Oh look that's GOOD STUFF! So it's YOUR TURN THIRD BOYFRIEND TUCHUCK!