Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Life's a B*tch, so's my Ma Ape


My granny sent me this story about this woman who rescued her dog from a python:

A Hong Kong woman kicked and punched a 4.5 metre (15 foot) Burmese python to wrest free her pet dog after the snake wrapped itself around it.

Catherine Leonard grappled with the python after it attacked Poppy during a walk in the Sai Kung country park

My granny asked my ma ape if she would do that for ME, that is, if she would put her life on the line for me. So I asked my ma ape. And SHE said "I did, just the other night." And I asked her what she meant. And she said "After you guys ate the pig bones you had pork butt!" And I said "SO?" And she said "Your flatulence could have downed an elephant, dudes!"

And then she said--no more pork bones. I'll let the python take her.


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20 Comments:

Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally
I am sure you ma ape would do the same for you in case you need it!
Besos
Lorenza

7:23 PM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Wahahahahahahah!! Lola gets the worstest pork butt! She's supposed to be a diva but she is worse than tear gas!

I, of course, have a very sweet smelling butt (um, No Sherms...Mom says you do NOT!).

Shermie

8:46 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Bwa ha ha ha ha! Your ma ape is hysterical, Wally. But I bet dollars to pork butts that she would rescue you from a python too.

8:55 PM  
Blogger Randi said...

Hey Wally! I love that pic of you with your big pink tongue! Real men wear Pink & you do it with quite the pazazz!

Ethel is a lab mix right? Shepard & lab? Or Shepard & something else..& you must be honest....if she is a lab, she can join..even if she isn't a lab, she can still join...

HI ETHEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love & Licks,
Randi

8:57 PM  
Blogger Frasypoo said...

Hi Wally,
She would kill a python for you Wally.Try going for a walk in the woods to test that out
Frasier

9:07 PM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

I simply cannot understand why your ma ape fails to appreciate that lovely scent! In fact, I'd suggest you bottle your fragrance. I mean if that Britney lady can sell perfumes, you can definately do a wayyy better job. You smell better than her for sure.

9:55 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Wally: we are dealing with a hypothetical here, right? So why not ask her about a real threat, like if the vet comes at you with a needle will she stop him.

peeeesss
I was very disappointed in muzzer's answer, hope Ma ape does better

9:55 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

woah, that is sooo not fair. Gas is a part of life and I think it smells quite great!

10:27 PM  
Blogger Grammie said...

Pork doesn't agree much with me either. Did Ethel have the same emissions from the anal area?
Check out Peanut's blog. I had him put up some pictures of my K-9's roachin' for you.

11:41 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Woober!

I'm slow today, but I'm not getting it. Just *how* did your ma ape save your life the other night? By the way, your mama is officially a Goobette!

Pork butt actually sounds kind of tastey!

Goob love,
Stanley

2:21 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

I agree, let the python get her. No pork bones, wheres the justice?

Simba xx

2:54 AM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

Your ma ape is tough, Wally! If push comes to shove, she'll save you! Count on it!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

4:13 AM  
Blogger Katherine and Pippa, said...

I hope we don't get pythons here - I don't know who would be running faster, mistress or me. We're both a pair of wimps.

Pippa

7:19 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Oh, my mommy would do that too is any of us are in this situation...

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

9:04 AM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Oh Wally...
You Ma Ape would TOTALLY save you...think about it, hasn't she already???

Lots of Licks, Ruby

9:42 AM  
Blogger Bernard Hinault Lilje said...

Oh the horror of it all!!! Snakes are the scariest ever--- I'm not even sure my dad would fight a python.
I'm sure she would save you---or atleast try--maybe by calling 911--but try she might!

Bernard

10:27 AM  
Blogger Asta said...

Wally
I'm super scawed of snakes and so is my Mommi, but I bet both ouw ma apes would thwow themselves in the path of any monstew who would want to huwt us
smoochie kisses
Asta

3:11 PM  
Anonymous tad said...

You and your ma ape must have the most interesting conversations, Wally....

8:41 PM  
Blogger FUNNY PETS said...

What a cute picture. Did you forget to put your tongue away?

9:14 PM  
Blogger Dory and Liza said...

My human dissed me today Wally - I say we go on strick or something!!

Have a great weekend - Dory

10:58 AM  

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