Sunday, December 30, 2007

Diet Diary: Day Two

The diet continues. See how happy I am?

I am so hungry I have been reduced to eating grass!

This morning I ate so much grass I barfed two times. I asked my ma ape if I developed an eating disorder if she'd give me more food. She rolled her eyes at me.

So I'm working out. Some jumping.

And jogging.

I hope I don't pass out from the hunger.

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Blogger The Brat Pack said...

That's really mean of your Mom to let you work out without fuel from food. Dangerous even. You better educate her.


5:06 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

you could die if you don't eat. How awful of your ma ape

5:12 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

You need energy to work need food!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

8:30 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

poor wally! eating disorders are dangerous! and the emphasis on body shape and body image is one of the symptoms of our sick culture. Tell your mom that. It might just fly!

9:46 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Wally, don't give up! I know you can do it!
Kisses and hugs

11:30 PM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

We LOVE to eat grass and puke. Maybe that's why we sort of look like poster kids for Anorexia Anonymous. (We love it even more when we eat grass and it goes through so we can do poop on a rope!)

hang in there Wally-
the whippet waggle

11:34 PM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Mmmmmmm, grass...yummy!!

KIDDING! I'm going to eat grass & barf every day till you get some good solid food.

Looks like you're on the Matthew Mcconaughey work out plan. With your shaved chest and all.


8:31 AM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

Do you know how to dial the pizza place? or maybe chinese take out? SOMETHING! don't disappear on me wally!

6:01 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Woober Boy!

Bummer about the barfing. Your ma ape needs to take your bulemia seriously, man. Hasn't she seen what's it's done to most of young Hollywood? Does she want you to end up like that?

Glad you're keeping that Wally rump in shape. Thanks for the butt shots.

Goober love & smooches,

2:49 AM  

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